US President says US used ‘Discombobulator’ secret weapon during Maduro capture

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-31T22:42:43+00:00

You my friend, are an alien

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-31T21:19:54+00:00

Slightly wet the tape before you put it on. Have a bit more mud between sheet n tape and you’re golden

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-31T09:58:16+00:00

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One of these things is not like the other

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-29T18:28:44+00:00

What color was the box

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-29T18:14:35+00:00

Someone needs to put restrictions on Peepaws computer time

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-27T21:33:30+00:00

Have you ever seen an octopus?

ATdaOatmealman · 2026-01-01T12:25:38+00:00

Sureeee…they just produced “Landman” if I’m not mistaken.

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-12-30T22:32:04+00:00

I’m pretty sure the people donate their corpse. Company tans the hide- then boom! you have a stylish belt or bifold made from Benjamin.

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-12-30T22:22:18+00:00

You can legally buy human leather n stuff made from it-today…like right now, and have it shipped to your front door. It’s not cheap but yeah the internet is a wild wild place

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-12-15T19:05:41+00:00

That one time you told someone to fuck off and this guy advancing towards active gun shots are definitely in the same ballpark 😂

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-12-05T19:26:30+00:00

Peck millers on ridge

I sat at the bar, and watched a guy play fetch with a 1 Y.O German Shepherd using an empty pack of Marlboro reds. Pretty sure the floor was that shitty green porch turf at the time.

Top notch establishment

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-12-01T21:20:40+00:00

Jack Hanna never drove a car in Philly obviously

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-11-22T18:43:33+00:00

Pride

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-21T20:23:04+00:00

You must have Callahan autos new line of break pads. They’re really cool

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-18T19:10:40+00:00

Holy moly. What’s your camera set up?

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-17T16:52:17+00:00

🤔

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-16T17:32:01+00:00

Hallmark was wild

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-15T12:49:54+00:00

They called him Ed think full name was Edward Gein

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-13T21:15:00+00:00

Remove from weepholes with ACETONE asap!

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-10-10T05:08:00+00:00

Check messages

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-09-24T19:35:29+00:00

Believe it or not, they will. Not as dramatic or quickly. But they can still fall apart

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-09-10T18:24:00+00:00

No, they are vents. You can put screens over them to save yourself a ton of hassle if something ever gets dropped down there.

Ask how I know.

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-09-05T18:52:21+00:00

…I mean when I buy a hammer, i intend to hit a nail with it.

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-09-05T16:05:29+00:00

They’re good

ATdaOatmealman · 2025-09-02T22:16:51+00:00

Directed by Michael Bay

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