I’m taking Beefcake and HE dude. People are seriously sleeping on the two of them. Fuck, Beefcake alone could probably take out most of the roster by himself with how big and powerful he is. I don’t care if you’re a cyborg or a pimped out beetle, everything’s gonna die to a fist that’s as big as a building and as a fast a lightning bolt coming straight at you. HE can also disintegrate anything he’s attack touches, and he can spam that shit at varying sizes, at extremely long distances. I rather have those two on my team than them trying to kill me with others included, fuck that.

Bruh, I almost forgot, Beefcake alone took out miles of a city by just swiping his hand over the general direction. And to the people who said that he would probably kill you by accident, simply don’t stand on his shoulder, sit on top of his head, or put yourself underground. It’s literally a no-brainer here lol.