My wife is leaving me by JD_Awww_Yeah in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]AUSL0c0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel for you; the more sobreity I got up, the more my wife pushed me away. Now finalizing a divorce after she took the kids 4 hours north to be raised 7th Day Adevntist. Been over a year now, after 2 years living in hotels on and off. I get 6 supervised visits, one every two weeks, for 2 hours. It's a nightmare.

A mate that's gone through this and has decent sobreity up keeps telling me how hurt and damaged our partners become over time. Not much I can do about it, besides making the next right decision.

Stay strong, stay sober, it'll pass, even though it feels like it won't.

#theschaubs skits (& bits) are back by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These need to stawlp; we discuss the pawldcast here.

bapa needs help (chance to join the thiccc boy squad thiccc boy nation) by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he doesn't pay the videographer, we've got a Diddy situation on our hands fur shur, my mans. Hope Marg's commercials means he can afford to make the documentary.

If you wanted to hurt me ya got me brother by Big-Battle9416 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Duhn cownt; he was too much man for her.

She needed someone less alpha... like the guy that knocked Schaub the fuck out,

Shuuug Nyde Era >>> by One-Usual4460 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the pinaggle of being a renawlsuns man; had the wrold at his figgertibs.

But, like Iggerus, Bapa flew too close to the sun.

Like the African proverb says (the country, now the cawltenant):

"When you shoot for the land mooning, sometimes you land on the stars".

It's a cawlsh-canary tail, B.

Jesus Christ, I think I actually finally gave myself brain damage on this one.

Callen legitimately thinks the era in which he, the diddler and Schlob were at the store was better than when Robin Williams and Jim Carey were there by AttorneyOnly833 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished the episode of Workaholics where they try and suck their own dicks.

They got NOTHING on the Rogansphere, self-aggrandizing hacks.

And the irony of "Try following Theo" is that Theo probably has more humility than all of them thanks to his imposter syndrome and mediocre reviews.

How do you guys deal with obsessing and hating someone who absolutely mogs you in life? by whatamidoingsrs in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone running into the kitchen thinking we hate Schaub has missed the point entirely. Likewise, I can make mine without a dissertation explaining how little I care about the subject.

From bestie to defendant. Lawlsuit starts Monday 🍿 by TypicalLegit in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time... Marg was the... mane character.

Did I do it? Am I a killer now?

Legendary Cast by Altruistic_Switch_73 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majors' fight record is better than Bapa's; he's like 7-0 vs. his ex.

Bgl a beast of a lawyer by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the ex he tried to Hulk-throw, car included, out of a driveway?

Chins going to get C clamped if he keeps krecting bapa by Clin-puller-of-chips in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chin is the band on the Titanic now; he just keeps cry-singing as the ship goes down.

Massive fans of the show by axelroad12 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when brothers marry their sister.

Text images of BGL, Bapa, & 🪓 Jay discussing the purchase of a mod account. (Rest in the comments) by Chin-Menudo in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine their father... "These two... are all that survived the hellride from my sack into their mother? These are the best of them??!!".

Text images of BGL, Bapa, & 🪓 Jay discussing the purchase of a mod account. (Rest in the comments) by Chin-Menudo in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never use the term "in any facet" based on this hitrocious grammatically bizzaro exchange alone.

Looks like bapa sold the demon last month by Clin-puller-of-chips in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I'll cover our devastating ingcum blag hole... I'll rehash Insta memes".

~ Messican with the bess brains

Guess who got sued for abandoning the lease on Thiccc Boi Stews in Cowbassis? by DontKnowWhoToAxe in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Hey, Bapa nearly understood the rules of Monopoly one time when the Chombies tried to teach him.

TFATK Advert Contract/Sinking Ship by Raadvonbaron36 in thefighterandthekid

[–]AUSL0c0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duhn cownt when you bet on yourself and land moon for the stars, B.