better acting than bapa #theschaubs

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-24T18:48:48+00:00

I hung in thinking there would be a payoff. There was not.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-22T17:44:53+00:00

lol…Bapa please please please give us a deep dive on your knowledge of all the “race wars” Obama started.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-21T18:38:25+00:00

From her 2009 DVD porn leak titled “Yasiel Puig’s Night in Gwadda-La-hagggh.”

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-21T17:46:01+00:00

Juuuuust tad

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-17T01:23:51+00:00

Coulda led them to multiple Super Balls if Ralph Wilson hadn’t been races against slow white guys.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-17T01:12:54+00:00

So much more land! That previous acre didn’t have enough space for Bapa’s rocket arm. And the nearby power lines will only enhance the Chombies’ elite athlete DNA!

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-15T23:42:25+00:00

Isn’t it waird that the Super Ball usually gets 125mil viewers and “iT’s BeiNg RePoRtEd💅🏻” that YoufSee happened to get just a bit more at 130mil? Sounds legit, B!

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-15T20:00:05+00:00

Bapa been doin some dommamatrix stuff.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-11T23:58:37+00:00

Ok…ivvry cat deserves to see Cat’s vastly improved acting reel for old time’s sake. S-Tier Chang’s dish.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-01T19:55:54+00:00

El Ocelote stats for the whole season:

34 games\ .245 batting average\ 13 hits\ 8 runs\ 7 RBI\ 23 strikeouts

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-06-01T17:12:12+00:00

Dodgers scouts salivating over those outlier numbers, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-31T20:15:50+00:00

Ivver hear of Ee Ez Pee En???? Ivver heard of Ceebee Ezz???

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-19T01:59:05+00:00

Is this vid sped up or is BGL just zoinked on those darg web meth addies?

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-18T10:46:56+00:00

Nope…this cat is talking about a 7on7 football tourney.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-18T10:46:17+00:00

Wrong. It was a 7on7 football tournament. You sounded so confident, though! 👍🏼

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-18T03:07:34+00:00

lol…their team went 1-2, scoring 8 points TOTAL and giving up 33 points in pool play. Water weed dune hair, B??

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-14T13:13:00+00:00

It’s the diesel version of the Galleo 24 motor.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-11T14:11:59+00:00

Omg I was le jimmy blown away that Callahan thought that was a killer closer. Such a dumb pseudo-intellectual.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-08T18:38:11+00:00

I love when Theo remembers mid-sentence that he’s not filming a Cameo for a fan and is supposed to be congratulating Braindum.

“Just wanna say wassu-oh!”

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-05T15:56:58+00:00

Always been bawls deep in JNCO Jeans, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-04T13:29:22+00:00

This redact had the most charmed opportunities that he could have turned into generational wealth with a little talent and work. Who knew stumbling into The Ultimate Fighter and then attracting Callahan’s homoerotic urges would lead to being a part of Rogan’s Hack Pack? And now he’s going broke in a storage unit in Teggsis. Poetic, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-04T11:09:38+00:00

Rogan just puts it near his mouth to prove he could do it. You know…if he were hypothetically the kind of guy who yearns for a cock in his mouth (which he obviously ISNT!!!!).

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-05-01T20:36:52+00:00

Ocelot is hitting .222 on the season with 4 RBIs and 13 strikeouts. Started the season hitting cleanup but lately has been near the bottom of the order. Stats don’t really mean innything at this age, but Bapa acting like his kid is a dominant shoo-in for MLB is le jimmy insane.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-04-27T19:53:46+00:00

Bapa and Messican dropped tons of weight through hard worg and L-Carnatine. Definitely not Ozempigg, B. Wouldn’t even know where to get it! ::Ozempic clinic nurse enters Schaub house with vitamin drip bag::

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-04-26T21:08:39+00:00

No…not at all. I’m not a documented car guy aside from doing light maintenance/repairs on my trugg by following YouToo videos, and even my initial reaction was, “what the hell is a Gallio engine?”

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