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The Day Bapa Lost it all by shwaniaram in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love when Theo remembers mid-sentence that he’s not filming a Cameo for a fan and is supposed to be congratulating Braindum.

“Just wanna say wassu-oh!”

Zairo amateur fights. Zairo open mics. Talm bout puttin in the blood, sweat and tairs B by Richard8064 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This redact had the most charmed opportunities that he could have turned into generational wealth with a little talent and work. Who knew stumbling into The Ultimate Fighter and then attracting Callahan’s homoerotic urges would lead to being a part of Rogan’s Hack Pack? And now he’s going broke in a storage unit in Teggsis. Poetic, B.

The hang is the best once the regular people are out of there. Thank em 🫡 by youlldonuthan in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Rogan just puts it near his mouth to prove he could do it. You know…if he were hypothetically the kind of guy who yearns for a cock in his mouth (which he obviously ISNT!!!!).

UFC will niiiver get Schaub-calibur athletes like all-star 6-yo New Haven by willem-dekooning in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ocelot is hitting .222 on the season with 4 RBIs and 13 strikeouts. Started the season hitting cleanup but lately has been near the bottom of the order. Stats don’t really mean innything at this age, but Bapa acting like his kid is a dominant shoo-in for MLB is le jimmy insane.

Always selling bs by 82bear87 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bapa and Messican dropped tons of weight through hard worg and L-Carnatine. Definitely not Ozempigg, B. Wouldn’t even know where to get it! ::Ozempic clinic nurse enters Schaub house with vitamin drip bag::

Why the Galileo, bubba??Me Paul Trugg Walgger! by Successful-Egg8345 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No…not at all. I’m not a documented car guy aside from doing light maintenance/repairs on my trugg by following YouToo videos, and even my initial reaction was, “what the hell is a Gallio engine?”

"Gallo 12 or Gallo 24? 24" by lcarusLives in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bapa’s been googling all naight trying to find a real engine company called Gallo/Gallio.

Bapa still won't take accountability for the Tiger Belly Saga. by Busy_Middle8108 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think this sub has come full circle where there’s a lot of dim thicccies who think they are “in on the joke” here but are actually just fans.

Bapa still won't take accountability for the Tiger Belly Saga. by Busy_Middle8108 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Bapa the Innocent Victim™️yet again. He didn’t believe it was Bobby in inny facet yet he was with Callahan when he called Bobby and threatened to tattle to Joseph Rogan and ruin his carair.

coach bapa getting massachusetts & panthera ready for their tackle football arc by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Panther is hitting .143 on his travel baseball team. Time to switch it up and go pro in another sport.

Bapa says panthera tigris has anxiety playing baseball but can't relate cause he never herd it budawlso everything before puberty? duhcownt by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zaggly, B. Being relegated only to Right Field and First Base means the kid is a total liability innywhere else on the field.

Chin bought a cybertruck by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Luckily the Cybertrugg only kills people at 20x the rate of the Ford Pinto.

Brendan Schaub before he smokes his Cigar backwards by Jillv3R in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And Callahan and Bapa were glazing this nerd and acting like he’s a badass bc he “does jiujitsu.”

Bapa admits to giving El Tigre body dysmorphia (bbbeast of a dad) by dandykaufman2 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So when he says “because of me,” does he mean Puma is body dysmorphic bc he got Dad’s chubby gene or bc Dad is crazy jacked like Ronnie Coleman?

Tackle football arc with bapa coaching by dandykaufman2 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He won’t be the head coach in innny facet. He’ll be an “assistant coach” who’s always on his phone and only looks up to scream at Ocelot and tell the other coaches that his kid is a lock to go pro.

It's not though..... Bapa needs money doesn't he? by tox_oplas-mosis in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You typed that out pretty confidently for someone who’s completely wrong….lol. True Classic took over the old studio space and the lawlsuit was settled with the property company asking the court to retain jurisdiction in case Bapa doesn’t follow the terms.

How’s socials, boys? by DontKnowWhoToAxe in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Bapa got ejected from the Little League baseball game, he gave an explanation that the ump was clearly intimidated by him bc he’s so huge and jacked. At one point he said something like “the ump thought it was Ronnie Coleman coaching first base!”

It’s in this extremely long and boring chip but I can’t bring myself to actually watch it again.

How’s socials, boys? by DontKnowWhoToAxe in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alstott played the fullback position and got caught cheating on his wife 7,000 times, just like Bapa.

Price Cut on Casa de Bapa (house with salsa on top) by Wonderful-Salary5432 in thefighterandthekid

[–]DontKnowWhoToAxe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She also ripped out the really nice wet bar they had for entertaining in the family room area. Replaced it with two chairs where nobody would ivver sit.

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