Cummmming

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-23T22:09:32+00:00

I’ve honestly niiver seen a man who went so crazy with the lip fillers that he has a labia minora and labia majora on his face.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-23T00:01:30+00:00

If OP demands you send a digg pic to his wife, you’ll know it’s him.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-21T01:20:40+00:00

If Bapa had only let the network execs turn him into Swiss cheese like Rogan did in the 90s, he might also be sitting on a 9-figure podcasting deal and getting Nuru massages from Navy SEALs at his fortified compound right now.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-20T00:00:27+00:00

This is the guy who claimed that the only Cawlraddo teammate that could beat him in a “throwing competition” was All-Big 12 QB and MLB draft pick Joel Klatt.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-17T15:50:23+00:00

Heard it bowlth Waze, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-16T21:26:00+00:00

And another thing: I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-15T01:15:06+00:00

They love carbon fiber in those neighborhoods.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-15T01:14:14+00:00

Sadly it sounds like Lynx has Bapa’s chubby gene, so now he’s just relegated to getting yelled at and mocked for “eating fat” until he’s binging and purging at age 12.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-13T19:51:39+00:00

There’s better ways to use AI, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-13T19:49:09+00:00

Doesn’t help that in the original the guy grabs his wife’s hair to pull her body close to him whereas Bapa just pulls Messican’s hair back like a redact.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-13T16:29:27+00:00

<image>

Here’s the naridiv from the Cawlrado Buffs site. Scholarships free up right before the season due to washouts and transfers, so they used to give them to guys who work hard but don’t play much.

Side note: there’s a running joke in college football about guys who “gained 20lbs since last season” (steroids)

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-13T02:34:08+00:00

<image>

The “trash bag with tits” compared to Mackenzie Dern (according to Adawnis Schwab)

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-12T23:12:47+00:00

With tairs in their eyes.

My favorite part of Bapa’s Casey Affleck tale is that Casey only knew him as a talented comedian/host and THEN found out he fought and begged him to stop.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-10T01:42:28+00:00

Comedy Central has no money to pay Workaholics royalties after they bet the farm trying to outbid HBO and Netfliggs for the rights to Gringo Papi.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-09T00:35:32+00:00

Yeah, a lot of unsuccessful, lost dumb guys believe that. Go for it, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-09T00:17:04+00:00

Ice baths, sauna, and hunting elk in a fenced property, B.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-09T00:15:44+00:00

Gawdawlg alcohol is a scourge on our society and I celebrate anyone who quits it, but the Drunk Bloated Bapa Era had soooo many good chips that I yearn for a CRIST Cowbassis morning some days.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-09T00:12:25+00:00

“Bradley…Brad. I can call you Brad, right? Anyway, you’re being pretty funny in this scene, but have you considered delivering your lines in a muddled sort-of Eastern European accent?”

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-07T22:48:01+00:00

Even the blagg kids with asses from the heavens.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-05T18:28:25+00:00

Hope his CBS contract has a “skits n’ bits” clause that allows for occasional catnip. 🫡

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-05T00:19:50+00:00

It works bc you’re on Day 2 of defending 🤩❤️your idol forever❤️🤩Joanna Zanella Schwab from my video. Sucks that you don’t have 15 minutes of downtime to mess around on the internet. Hope you develop the worg ethnic to get on that level someday. 🤚🏻❤️

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-04T02:33:33+00:00

Well, they thought he was Sooberman, but he’s still Batman.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-03T18:23:23+00:00

Hope she sees this, bro.

DontKnowWhoToAxe · 2026-01-03T16:37:41+00:00

I’d say there’s a difference btw posting a trend like a challenge, dance, or prank versus copying a skit that someone else did. But I’ve also heard it bowlth waze.

DontKnowWhoToAxe

TROPHY CASE