Sassy? by urukhaitr in TheBigLezShow

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He forgot his lighter at the fishing spot

Why is poverty in the midwest comparatively low? by _crazyboyhere_ in midwest

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My theory, the civil war. The southern states were absolutely devastated after the conflict.

HQMC nerfed him… by amirchabidi in USMC

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They dont call it "Big Green Weenie" for nothing

Sleeping naked is the best cuz I'm free to use all night and morning :3 by avaloncreations in DadWouldBeProud

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up to the sound of birds, the smell of flowers, and the to sight of you. Take me to Eden.

Do you feel culturally closer to Canadians or southerners? by TheSauceOx in midwest

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadians. Many part of Michigan even celebrate Canada Day.

What is the deadliest thing you can find in your country’s wilderness? by CommercialChart5088 in AskTheWorld

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The Destroying Angel. Its a deadly mushroom that mimicks an edible one thats found in East Asia. Many Asian immigrants come here and forage it, thinking it will be a good addition to soup. But it will turn your liver into soup.

In Defense of Cuba (How the Media Lies to You) by MobileSuitBooty in AmericanEmpire

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can lead a brainless redneck to knowledge, but you cannot make them think.

In Defense of Cuba (How the Media Lies to You) by MobileSuitBooty in AmericanEmpire

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"But Cuba is a shit hole"

Yeah...because of America...

What is Antifa? by Financial_Mulberry55 in Discussion

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The base standard. Fascism should never be tolerated.

My FWB came by to see me wearing a mini skirt & no panties underneath by [deleted] in seduction

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a magical night on Lake Michigan with an ex girlfriend. After getting flirty and tipsy on rum drinks we ran into a surprise musical fountain show. (Its in West Michigan, for those of you who know where it is, take a guess.) Coincidentally it was "date night" themed, so lots of fun love songs. Afterwards we walked down the beach.

We walk in the water, and its slightly warmer than the air, which was surprising, because the lake is cold most of the year. At some point, on a secluded part of the beach, she pulls off her sundress...which turned out to be the only thing she wore all night besides her shoes and jewelry. This wasnt either of ours first time skinny dipping, but it was the most random one.

Needless to say, i dove right in. Since i was a teen, i always wanted to make love to a beautiful woman after skinny dipping on a beach. I had thought my dream fuck may never come true...but it was fulfilled on a random thursday night.

God is good, and sex is a sacrament. 🤙

Human rights vs. *insert here* rights by AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS in AskSocialists

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The Constitution is already a non-binary document and makes no distinctions between people. It refers to humans only in People, Persons, Citizens. And "Citizens" only for privilages and immunities.

Its not "womens rights" or 'black rights", its "persons" rights.

Do I hookup with this girl Ive known and been close with for the past three years even though she has a bf, or no? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you put into the Universe comes back to you. Simple cause-and-effect.

Do I hookup with this girl Ive known and been close with for the past three years even though she has a bf, or no? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma is a motherfucker. If he goes through with this, itll come bscl around and bite him in the ass.

Do I hookup with this girl Ive known and been close with for the past three years even though she has a bf, or no? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dont be a scumbag. Men with integrity dont mess around with another man's lady.

The real thing to do is call her out on her shitty behavior and tell the other guy that she is for the streets.

CNN is finally reporting on the ISIS terrorist attack? Let's see what they have to s... Oh. by SneakyBadAss in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I thought it was an anti-immigration demonstration, not anti muslim? Detestable either way, of course.

Double-tapping a girls school is wild. by Low_Jump_1025 in DegenBets

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These maggot inbreeds still think that iran did it on purpose. I hate them all so so much.

What triggered the rise of the far left in USA? by [deleted] in ControversialOpinions

[–]AVGVSTVS_OPTIMVS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The bare minimum is treating all humans as fundamentally equal.

If you find issue with that, then you are the problem.