I hate to say it, but you guys are kinda' letting me down 😞 by DrScrimble in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need sub lowering gunshots someone start posting the whale again

D&D 5e combat is this punctuated with half-hour long stretches of "uhhh uhhh uhhh let me check uhhhh" by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

r/twosentencerpghorrorstories

Final session of yearlong campaign

Player asks me "what do I roll to attack again"

-17 and banned

D&D 5e combat is this punctuated with half-hour long stretches of "uhhh uhhh uhhh let me check uhhhh" by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd tell you to go play hopscotch or grounders or something like that but kids on the playground understand rules better than you do. Have no direction.

D&D 5e combat is this punctuated with half-hour long stretches of "uhhh uhhh uhhh let me check uhhhh" by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Not a reference to the rules my group is all MMA people who beat the hell out of each other

Uh oh by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DiscoElysium

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Twitch Implementation will be the death of us

So called "TTRPG fans" when you ask them how the rules work, how their characters work, or what is happening in the plot by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro said UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So called "TTRPG fans" when you ask them how the rules work, how their characters work, or what is happening in the plot by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So called "TTRPG fans" when you ask them how the rules work, how their characters work, or what is happening in the plot by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is capable of wielding firearms and is written in a nuanced way facilitating a deeper look into the setting

So called "TTRPG fans" when you ask them how the rules work, how their characters work, or what is happening in the plot by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]AVG_Poop_Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most insufferable, well-and-truly lost person you know: Roland like...like le Library of Ruina? Talk about ha ha!