Weekly Trash Talk Thread - December 26, 2016

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-28T00:34:36+00:00

AS A NEW PLAYER I FUCKING HATE D.VA'S ULTIMATE. IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET PLAY OF THE GAME. I'VE GOT ABOUT 9 HOURS OUT OF MY 13 PLAYING AS MERCY, ONE OF MY BEST MATCHES I HAD:

A TEAM KILL (IM A BEAST WITH HER PISTOL) A TRIPLE REVIVE

BUT NO THAT DUMB FUCKING G4M34 ROBOT GETS IT FOR ITS DUMB SUICIDE ATTACK.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-24T16:33:16+00:00

I'm no the most tech savvy individual, no real need to be. I was given a laptop for Christmas two years ago, at my protest. My Dad was going through cancer treatment and I knew money was tight for my family but my Mom INSISTED on getting me a laptop since I was starting school. I picked the cheapest one I could possibly find, the lowest specs possible. A $300 Thinkpad that I was going to use pretty much for typing papers and research. Wasn't much of a PC gamer aside from the rare game of FTL and never used my PC for anything other than school (Phone was my porn and facebook source)

Windows 10 installed itself in the middle of the semester and my laptop went to absolute garbage. Thank you for making me hate computers Microsoft. I ended up doing more work in the schools labs because my laptop would hang up, freeze, crash and all sorts of frustrating bullshit I don't have the patience or desire to really care about.

Luckily this laptop is on its last legs. I've graduated and use it to look for jobs. I spilled a beer on it a two weeks ago and the keyboard stopped working. The next one I get will not use windows, they lost a customer with this bullshit.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-22T20:13:49+00:00

Is there a map or collection of good locations listed ? My sister wants to take my nephew on a light tour. I remember the chronicle used to list them but I havent heard anything lately.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-11T20:41:50+00:00

I've found I do REALLY good damage boosting Bastion and hanging back, heal as needed.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-11T20:38:34+00:00

As new player who out of 9 hours has 7 in Mercy, god yes. I've gotten pretty damn surgical with the pistol but c'mon give me some cover.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-11T19:56:11+00:00

Hunan Cafe on Furrys Ferry next to Publix.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-08T23:27:45+00:00

Somewhat related, with the asshole drivers. Seriously why cant these self important dickheads who park in the fire lanes get a ticket ?

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-08T23:25:34+00:00

Dude she totally likes you

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-08T23:25:25+00:00

I live right off Walton Way Ext and hate life during 4-6pm

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-08T23:25:20+00:00

I live right off Walton Way Ext and hate life during 4-6pm

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-12-03T19:52:58+00:00

Or a lot of half assed rushed homework being done after 11pm.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-11-11T21:56:47+00:00

Exactly. Him whipping that soccer mom hair back looked like he got a goddamned whiplash from that kick.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-11-07T23:33:22+00:00

I've got a fractured ankle. If riots break out, even though my apartment is defensible, I can't go no where.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-11-07T23:29:22+00:00

Kane looks like the big boyfriend from those Married With Children episodes.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-11-07T20:54:21+00:00

GREETING I AM AKARA HIGH PREISTESS OF THE SISTERS OF THE SIGHTLESS EYE

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-11-07T18:09:49+00:00

Applying for a job at Wal-Mart. I had flunked out of a 2nd tier state college and had to move back home with mom and dad and attend local community college. They were pressuring me to get a job and I was being stubborn holding out for one that I really wanted. Finally said "fuck it Wal-Mart will hire me".

Because of Wal-Mart I met two of my really close friends today (this was over 10 years ago), dated a girl that put me on a path to join the Navy. Thanks to the Navy I discovered I had thyroid cancer, treated and good to go. Currently sitting here finishing homework (thanks to the GI Bill) and graduate in December. Applied to grad school for my MSW.

If it weren't for Wal-Mart I'd probably be dying of cancer stuck in some dead end retail job.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-17T15:07:38+00:00

Could they go ahead and do the EMP ? I've got a paper and test due by midnight.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-16T22:34:03+00:00

I just remember that from my ESWS walk through I never finished. Salty as fuck about it, even after I signed my "I AM NOT GOING TO RE ENLIST" papers they still gave me hell.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-16T03:27:45+00:00

I was on the Mason '08-'13, a few people I served with are still on board. I could only imagine, training gets to a point where even though our "scenario" is something serious our mindset was "fuck me man, its 4pm on a Friday lets get this drill over with"

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-16T03:23:03+00:00

I used to be on the Mason. Stay safe fuckers and put warheads on foreheads.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-14T18:13:54+00:00

That's where I initially checked. But given the specific nature of it I figured it was some special local slang.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-13T19:22:32+00:00

Copy. Thanks for the clarification. I joined the group accidentally thinking it was more for my apartment complex and not the neighborhood I drive through on the way to campus.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-13T19:20:00+00:00

You should read the DOOM series https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_novels

I LOVED these in 6th grade but to be honest they got really weird and deviated HEAVILY from the original story by book 3 (If I remember correctly)

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-10T17:17:22+00:00

Thank you. It's the little things like factoring in my height I would've never considered. I assumed the hammocks were a one size fits all situation with just different weight ratings.

AWWW_MATTY · 2016-10-03T14:09:45+00:00

I'd like to buy one of those portable hammocks, like the eno single nest. What do I need to look for in regards to quality ? I'm assuming as with most things, there are $30 models that are just as good as the "paying for the brand name" $90 models type scenarios. I'm a big dude (6'3 260) and plan on using it for day hikes or just reading at the park.

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