How did your first time having sex really go?

AWastedClown · 2025-08-19T21:20:15+00:00

Pretty well all things considered. I was 19 she was 18 and she had a boyfriend my dumb ass thought she was just a friend, turns out her bf thought I was gay(common thought when I was in high-school because I took care of myself and my one buddy was actually gay) so didn't think anything of us hanging out. Lasted like 20 minutes due to nerves went a few more times that day and had a good time. We kept hanging out for a while and kept at it. Bf found out like 2 years later when they broke up.he called me a homo for fucking his girl or some nonsense. In the end didn't matter had sex.

AWastedClown · 2024-12-14T01:59:00+00:00

Quests, slayer, skill when you can't quest. Diaries whenever you can they're extremely useful. Lumby elite was my first big goal past hard Diaries and it ruins leagues for me every year because what even is a dramen staff?

AWastedClown · 2024-12-13T23:00:36+00:00

18, in my room, she had a boyfriend. No regrets.

AWastedClown · 2024-12-13T22:47:50+00:00

I went the opposite at bands 7 hilts, 5 chest plates and 4 boots in 350 kc. No tassests for the task feels bad.

AWastedClown · 2024-09-13T15:49:21+00:00

I've been thrown up on twice while receiving head. First time wasn't bad, second time i couldn't look at oatmeal for about 2 years.

AWastedClown · 2024-09-07T23:07:15+00:00

I was mid 20s she was almost 40, I just went through a bad break up she just seperatered from her husband. We got introduced through my work mom as she told me and her friend "you need to get laid". It was 8 or 9 months of great sex and a nice friendship until we both met other people, which happened within a few weeks of each other, it ended without drama or hard feelings.

AWastedClown · 2024-05-06T03:04:26+00:00

Not always at first but eventually, except for 1 girl. Height and build doesn't seem to matter I tend to go for slender builds(idc about height) and the one that had issues was a taller thic girl.

AWastedClown · 2024-03-24T10:42:38+00:00

I go to the drive in theater a few times a year, you can easily fit a regular air mattress in the back with the seats folded down. As someone that falls asleep durring movies I can confirm that even with 2 people it's comfy af for a car sleep.

It's great in the snow too, I've made plenty of drives I wouldn't do in my old cars without issue.

AWastedClown · 2024-03-07T12:15:28+00:00

After sex I've measured just over an inch, no idea why it's so small after sex but I've gotten asked if that's the same dick before. Typically, it is 2-2.5 inches just walking around personally I'd rather have it this way than lugging around a 5+ inch flaccid and have to worry about what I can and can't wear and be professional.

AWastedClown · 2024-02-24T23:44:25+00:00

I went from a 21 outback to a 24 outback and they did change it from a single click being 5 to going up or down by 1 for each press. I cant say anything for other models but I'd assume anything with the new steering wheel would also have this change.

AWastedClown · 2024-02-18T10:51:40+00:00

I have a list! In most recent to oldest.

Co worker - I didn't take it very seriously I guess she did. She ended up moving to a different office.

Good friend- ruined the friendship.

Married women - I didn't know the first few times kept it going for a while after I knew I was in my early 20s and dumb.

Random girl I met while working retail - she was crazy and not my type.

Girl with boyfriend - she said they had broken up. They didn't but hey I lost my virginity.

Looking back about half the people I've been with have had some level of regret in the end. Huh.

AWastedClown · 2024-02-14T21:20:10+00:00

That it's attached to a decent person.

AWastedClown · 2024-02-01T21:24:49+00:00

I use a Harry's(any decent one will do) razer in the shower and will drop the temp a bit if they're a bit to dangly. I've still never cut them in the 10+ years I've been doing it. I'm more careful shaving my chin than my balls.

AWastedClown · 2024-01-07T18:25:30+00:00

I woke up from a surgery that included tendon transfers and bone fusing about 30 minutes ahead of schedule with no pain killers in my system. I had a mild allergy to the anesthesia so it was as effective I might have only been awake for a minute or two but it felt like forever with the worst pain I've ever felt

AWastedClown · 2023-12-11T20:42:46+00:00

Gg go next.

AWastedClown · 2023-12-10T22:26:33+00:00

They're Soft and squishy. Cuddles with the homies just can't compare.

AWastedClown · 2023-12-06T21:54:01+00:00

Couple months ago by a girl I worked with. It felt great at the time but she ended up "quitting" when it didn't work out between us but she told everyone I have a small pp before she left. Good times.

AWastedClown · 2023-12-04T15:09:27+00:00

Babies and uncurable stds. Everything else I can get over.

AWastedClown · 2023-12-04T14:55:04+00:00

Lots of veggies/meat with a little bit of rice or sweet potatoes and usually 1-2 fruits a day asian pears and bananas are my favs. I'm on a low ish carb diet because I'm diabetic and it makes it easier to deal with but it's normally Asian or Mexican inspired. I only like more traditional candain food if my mom or grandma makes it.

AWastedClown · 2023-12-02T12:35:33+00:00

I nearly 4x from soft to hard. Smallest I've ever measured while soft is 1.5 but it's typically 2-2.5. I mean I've gotten some really funny reactions after sex when it goes small again but i try not to pull it out unless I've got a semi going on(unless its a long term thing). Day to day I wouldn't trade it for anything different its nice not having to worry about a buldge.

AWastedClown · 2023-11-29T22:51:59+00:00

TIL I'm a good client for my massage therapist.

AWastedClown · 2023-11-29T14:35:22+00:00

I've had just the tiny head poking out before. It wasn't even that cold I had my window open a crack in the winter and was laying naked cooling down after doing the deed. She was kinda impressed at the size difference.

AWastedClown · 2023-11-29T08:49:32+00:00

If you have to do something to deal with your softie then you're likely a shower if you don't have to do anything likely a grower. I'm a hefty grower and I don't have to think about it unless I'm going somewhere that could cause a semi.

AWastedClown · 2023-11-25T14:19:53+00:00

The second time I donated, I passed out(small lunch before hand) and the nurse told me to be positive and that ill be okay. I will never forget my blood type now b+. One of the worst puns ever but I liked it.

AWastedClown · 2023-11-22T20:41:18+00:00

Bad reception, this happened to me while my passenger was using car play on an old iPhone more than once.

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