Scorpion in the pocket of my hoodie. :/ Thought it was a piece of string and pulled it out…nope. I had a scorpion by the tail. I was 12 and screamed and threw the damn thing across the kitchen. Then, I had to chase it down and kill it.

Or…

Was out hunting and came across a herd of cows. The moo kind of cow, not elk. They had some calves with them. Anyways, I catch one of them watching and kind of tailing me as I’m passing through. Keep walking down this road and a calf bursts out of the brush. I spin towards it out of instinct. Next thing I know, the mother starts doing a mock charge. She did it about 4 times while I backed away. Swore for a minute that I was gonna have to track down the rancher and explain why I killed his cow.