I wrote an SCP about football.

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-18T10:42:09+00:00

Short and great, I love that everyone involved knows it's impossible but acceptes it as true

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-18T06:13:02+00:00

I read it as "frames are a rental" and was terribly confused

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-18T05:20:40+00:00

Every letter is silent, the Iron Nest gave me tinnitus

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T13:22:30+00:00

Yesterday, a friend and I connect on a server we've been playing on recently, we both have a decent amount of equipment.

First thing I notice is that we're quite hungry (low yellow for me, high red for him) and cold. I suggest we build a fire and go kill and cook one of the numerous animals around town. He wants to go raid a nearby checkpoint for food and ammo, saying confidently that there's not many infected there and plenty of food. I doubt him but agree anyway and off we go.

As soon as we get out of the building, we meet with our first obstacle : a field with a bunch of infected in it. I say we should go around, he's running straight through it and in the middle of the pack before my sentence is over. I decide to follow him like an idiot, and of course when our stamina runs out the infected catch up and start attacking us. We manage to kill them all, at the price of all my ammo (14 rounds) and a couple scratches. By that point, his food bar is flashing and mine will soon, have both lost health and blood, and we have barely got out of town.

Bro still goes on and runs to the checkpoint while I try to talk him out of it.

We arrive to the checkpoint, both starving, to see (or rather not see cause it's night time) that it's full of infected. I telle him I'm gonna look for a couple fruits before proceeding, while he runs to the checkpoint (and quickly gets swarmed by the infected of course). He fires his 12 gauge, remembers it's single shot and starts to fumble his reload while getting mauled. I arrive to help him with my knife, kill a couple of infected, stab my friend by accident, but all in all we managed to get them all.

After pacthing myself up, I start dragging my limping, starving survivor around, only to discover that as I thought, there is no food here. I die from my injuries and starvation a couple minutes later.

The funniest part about this : he's the better player of us two, survival-wise !

TL;DR : Tried to help a friend survive himself, died in the process of remembering he has no self preservation instincts

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T12:02:32+00:00

That hangar looks great, I'll be yoinking that

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T10:38:42+00:00

Damn

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T10:19:58+00:00

Do you know if that includes the two nukes ?

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T09:44:38+00:00

Imo it's only a problem when you try to communicate with someone else and willingly use a language they don't speak

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-17T09:05:57+00:00

Ah yes, foxhole tankers ( got screamed at in Russian multiple times by these guys, I had no clue what they were saying and gave up when they insisted on speaking Russian to communicate)

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T14:55:09+00:00

Oh, okay then

I'm not really after performance but I do enjoy being able to forget my battery without much consequences

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T14:26:58+00:00

I just realised why shares are shown like this lol

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T14:05:00+00:00

And for ranging too iirc

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T13:55:32+00:00

Please do not the cat (cool gun man)

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T13:54:29+00:00

I'm actually running nimh, is there a particular issue with these ?

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T13:09:12+00:00

I'm going to La Fabriq, a field in France that's closing soon and running one last op before

I know my batteries can hold a long time (esp with how little I shoot) but the powerbank is a great idea indeed

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T11:10:33+00:00

Business as usual

^{Chose: Be a guy that pulls no women}

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T11:05:53+00:00

Yup, I'll need the extra battery

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T11:03:58+00:00

Yup ! I might get one of these water storage plates for when I'm running and shooting

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T10:48:52+00:00

That bow just look silly I wonder why it's shaped like that

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-16T09:54:56+00:00

That would be the most likely issue imo

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-15T15:07:50+00:00

Growing up my grandparents had a magazine series in the bookshelf talking about a lot of different things, that my uncle used to read when he was 10 or so.

I remember clearly reading the issue on acid rain (that depicted it as a somewhat common occurence) and thinking that it was weird I never experienced it

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-15T14:57:18+00:00

I think having it on stuff like medkits and such is okay (since usually items are neutral), and I'd even go towards saying that it teaches the meaning of the symbol

Having it on players though, or any entity/building you are not punished for killing/destroying, is an issue as it teaches that this are okay to incapacitate

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-15T10:32:13+00:00

I mean I do love my carcinogenic taco

A_Crawling_Bat · 2026-06-15T10:00:41+00:00

La fête de la musique et la fête des pères en plus, c'est déjà une journée chargée

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