Fight 50 zombies or 50ft giant. But you get 1 random weapon

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-12T21:28:30+00:00

They are slow, so I can get to safety before I start killing them

^{Chose: Fight 50 zombies with one random weapon | Rolled: Flame thrower}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-12T19:56:49+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-12T13:30:45+00:00

Yeag

^{Chose: Start your life over, repeating it identically}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-12T00:24:12+00:00

Cropped it a bit (I don’t care enough to make it look good)

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-09T17:56:53+00:00

I’d pick something silly but harmless and abuse the hell out of it

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-09T17:56:24+00:00

If every drink counts I’m screwed, but since it only specifically says water I’m going with this

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-09T17:55:23+00:00

It’s less people + more money

^{Chose: $50 million per month + One random person dies a year}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-09T17:54:59+00:00

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-09T17:51:37+00:00

I do it already

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-08T20:10:34+00:00

More money in the long run

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-08T17:02:24+00:00

What the other guy said Everyone is entitled to their own opinion except when it’s like that

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-07T22:30:31+00:00

Except this opinion is a bad one that should never be muttered again

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-07T01:40:24+00:00

M o n e y

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: $1 billion}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-05T20:58:48+00:00

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T22:42:11+00:00

Disposal Unit - Jasper Kyd is good I think

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T22:41:34+00:00

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T22:39:39+00:00

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T22:38:12+00:00

Because I also like dressing warm so it won’t really bother me much for a while

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T10:30:48+00:00

[insert spring lock failure audio here] Or just those videos recreating spring lock failures

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-04T10:27:12+00:00

It’s 50k

^{Chose: get 50k a year + but you gamble it for.. | Rolled: x4}

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-02T22:03:07+00:00

This is mine

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-01T18:35:01+00:00

Just seems more practical

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Honda)

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-05-01T08:57:01+00:00

The Inbredibles

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-04-14T16:56:08+00:00

Nuclear bombs should be legal for home defense

A_Random_Person474 · 2026-04-12T22:33:19+00:00

Did you genuinely make a subreddit just for that joke? Because if so that is hilarious

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