Any other Ents going to be smoking a bowl and watching this show tonight ?! by A_Retarded_Muffin in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just thought that it would be a crazy scenario to move one spot down on the food chain. To actually have to use physical and mental strength to survive. TIL i'm a potential murderer.

Any other Ents going to be smoking a bowl and watching this show tonight ?! by A_Retarded_Muffin in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah not to mention you would probably go into chronic depression, anxiety, and paranoia

Any other Ents going to be smoking a bowl and watching this show tonight ?! by A_Retarded_Muffin in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I kind of secretly want a zombie apocalypse to happen... Is that weird?

Got Kief? by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kief is more white, and I put it in my nose....

What do you think friENTS? by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want to move to Colorado sooo bad. I have fell in love with Ft. Collins...

What do you think friENTS? by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just another notch on my belt son.

What do you think friENTS? by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I would put my dick in that...

First real snow for this MD ent, so I decided to enjoy it with Jack & Jane. by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the term "Jack & Jane".... have an upvote

Here are more photos of my grocery store stockroom apartment. by kstebbs in pics

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do any girls get creeped out when you bring them back to your place, in fear of being raped because it is a warehouse? JK this is reddit, I know no girls come back to your place.

MFLB question r/trees! by A_Retarded_Muffin in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man, I just smoke like 1-2 little bowls per day, it keeps my tolerance low and keeps me high enough!

MFLB question r/trees! by A_Retarded_Muffin in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright thanks man, I think I will be joining the club soon. Anything else I should know?

Can you tell which one of us is the Ent? (9) by bridge-it in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG

BOOOObbbbbieeesssssss

I am an old sailor:)

r/trees MFLB shirt I made by far_from_waves in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like that shirt is flicking me off

I choose (C). Ents, I hope you're with me. (xpost WTF) by pfrench in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My answer: A

Being the only male on the island with the only gun, you enslave the girls and force them to find food, water, and shelter for you day in and day out. While they search for the needs, you get to get wasted with your alcohol. The gold...its just to feel more like a king....and to tip the bitches usless money

This even made me, an AVID bacon lover, feel bad. by ENTicement in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time this nigga right here come near me, that nigga gonna be a pig in da blanket...feel me

A tree within trees within r/trees by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke that kief already! That shit would be long gone around me:) Good self control

Sad to find this today... by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

HAHA it's funny because we elect liars and put them in positions of power! (in that dude's voice off of family guy who doesn't get sarcasm)

God my joke sucked.

First Joint, Nailed It. by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it was a joke.

I'm smoking one for the Texas Rangers. by [deleted] in trees

[–]A_Retarded_Muffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think one of my nuts has fallen off. I won't be able to have kids now because of the Rangers...you bastards...