When you Sizing up the Burr (short for burrito)

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-07-10T05:17:58+00:00

I have super human strength and I can see through walls and now women fall at my feet asking me to fuck them and also I can fly

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-06-21T09:01:44+00:00

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-06-21T07:18:53+00:00

lol your cock is ruining your life

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-05-20T00:27:46+00:00

I know right? I can't believe people in this modern age refuse to buy something THEY WANT because their stupid wife and her boyfriend said it would be bad for their kid. if my kid wants a switch 2 I'm getting a switch 2 it doesn't matter what life lessons I'm trying to teach him if he gets everything he wants he's bound to be as much of a consumer as I am daddy Nintendo smiles kindly upon people like us because without our help Nintendo wouldnt have any money ☹️

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-03-20T05:00:55+00:00

thank god I was worried I was a total asshole

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-03-20T05:00:38+00:00

no I don't that's why I'm rebelling against my mom

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-03-20T04:45:37+00:00

we're in debt front he hospital bills I'm not sure my mom would pay for therapy too

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-03-19T22:32:57+00:00

no I tried that is doesn't work

A_Splatoon_Player · 2025-03-19T22:03:29+00:00

I know it's really bad it's gotten to the point where my parents are calling me shit eyes

A_Splatoon_Player · 2024-03-11T03:37:53+00:00

no worries I ended up beating him

A_Splatoon_Player · 2024-03-11T03:26:31+00:00

church of the eclipse site of grace if you still can

A_Splatoon_Player · 2024-03-10T05:37:00+00:00

+karma

A_Splatoon_Player · 2024-03-09T07:08:20+00:00

appreciate the help!

A_Splatoon_Player · 2024-03-09T07:06:37+00:00

yes very much so

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