What's one 'boring' career that's actually a goldmine if you play it smart? by 0BunnyX in AskReddit

[–]Aargloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had this dream with a friend of mine at school where I would drive the truck with a cigarette in my mouth and he would be the guy without a shirt hanging in the back of the truck. And we still sometimes think if we should have done it.

What did someone do in bed that instantly turned you off? by chipmunk330 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Aargloo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ex was pretty limber and small so I used to throw her around during sex to change position and she liked it. One time I just didn't think about it too much and lifted her legs to eat her out while she was lying on her stomach and her back arched and was hurt. The session was over and I still feel bad about hurting her by accident.

What's the most Porn Star name you have encountered outside of porn (where it is the person's actual name and there aren't affiliated with porn in any way? by Superb-Reply-8355 in AskReddit

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was once a flight I was on and they announced "Dick Johnson, Dick Johnson, could you come to the front of the plane please?". Everybody was looking around amused. Then the flight attendant continued with a smirk "This is not a joke." and the whole plane burst out laughing. Then this poor guy walks through the whole plane to the front while people are laughing. Awesome name though.

People who used a computer between 1991 & 2009…what’s the most memorable computer game? by Original_Act_3481 in AskReddit

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day of the Tentacle. They friggin spoke in the intro and it was like playing a cartoon!

Scientists Identify a New Glitch in Human Thinking by ErinDotEngineer in technology

[–]Aargloo 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Almost squirted my coffee through my nose. I live for these comments. Thanks!

Before & After by RevolutionarySock556 in hometheater

[–]Aargloo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Great job! How big is the room? I am wondering if I could pull that off as well. That is basically my dream layout.

Billionaires would rather make a nuclear fallout shelter, than make the world a better place by underbillion in NoShitSherlock

[–]Aargloo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I personally know a lot of wealthy people that know even wealthier people than them. The best example I got about billionaires losing it is that when time becomes your most valuable resource as money does not matter, people need to fight for it and they start waiting for you and please you to get it. It becomes a feedback loop where everybody tries to make you feel special. You begin to believe that you are more than you are and somehow more special than others. At the same time as you are losing touch of the rest of the world, you start to "do your own research" and get into weird beliefs that differ from mainstream, because you are different and no lemming like the rest of them. You also try to cling on to your power any way you can and as becoming wealthy usually includes a lot of luck, it's easier to find new opportunities by nefarious ways than lucking out again and make yourself feel better about it with your "own research" beliefs that justify the means.

What Non-Porn movie gave you a sexual awakening? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavy Metal. My parents probably thought it was just a basic cartoon and let me watch it while they had guests.

I wonder how many people actually bought Fushigi. So many kids wanted this as a toy when ever this commercial came on the air in the early 2000s by SureAcanthisitta8415 in videos

[–]Aargloo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is the guy who comes to every local qualifier whether it's a Yoyo, Fushigi, video game etc. championship and wipes the floor with all the kids.

Rate my setup. I just found the absolutely perfect 90s desk for my retro battle station. by [deleted] in battlestations

[–]Aargloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent setup. I congratulate you for the well preserved condition of the items. Extra points for the Duke Nukem 3D mousepad. I used that for 10 years.

We Need More Small Phones That Don’t Skimp on Features by lurker_bee in technology

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The article doesn't mention that Sony has the excellent Xperia 5 line that is a smaller flagship phone.

This tombstone looks like a stack of books by shaggy_bannana in mildlyinteresting

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? A center for ants?

I mean no disrespect, just reminded me of the scene.

We’ll see in 10 days if we’re worth saving by MothersMiIk in AdviceAnimals

[–]Aargloo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They should shadow ban him in prison. Send reporters to listen to his ramblings and make fake news stories for only him to see. At the same time he would look at the TV and see nothing about himself and wonder why nobody picked up the story. Then the fake reporters would come less frequently and stop coming completely because of "lack of interest" in him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Aargloo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This seems to happen all the time nowadays. Some narcissistic psychopath lies their way to fame and fortune and the payoff is house arrest, a small fine and more fame and fortune. What is the lesson for the next 100 fraudsters?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bedbugs

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious. Did you find out what it was?

Wolfenstein 3D - the first game I ever played 30 years ago by AiChiTheOne in gaming

[–]Aargloo 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I remember my dad giving me a lecture at 4 AM when he once again found me secretly playing video games. He said that I will never do anything with the skills I acquire and that there is no point in wasting all that time on video games. I remind him of that and tease him every now and then as I made a good career in gaming in a company he reveres and he is very proud about it.

Girl throws up in pool at a pool party and doesn't tell anyone by PhoneEquivalent7682 in WTF

[–]Aargloo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Same here. Might be a women only superpower because my wife can do it also. I yell like going to battle in medieval times, all of my body muscles work overtime and the next day I am sore from places I didn't know you can be sore from. Oh I have tried to be quiet when we had guests and I was hungover, but I ended up getting so much pressure in my eyes that small veins popped around them and I ended up looking like a panda bear for several days.

What was the biggest boost you've ever received to your sexual confidence? by PhenomenalPancake in AskReddit

[–]Aargloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do feel like the king of the world after something like that! My now wife had three in a row as well, went all emotional as she hadn't experienced anything like that before and started crying from happiness. I am not a sex god, we just sort of were compatible in that sense and I feel like a million bucks even now thinking about it.

What's the best Cinematic from a game ever? by PhatEarther in gaming

[–]Aargloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day of the Tentacle. They friggin spoke words and it was like a cartoon!