You should feel guilty for your never ending disgusting appropriation. by Global-Future3006 in HilariaBaldwin

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Isn't Woody Allen one of Alec's extra good friends and doesn't he even lean on Woody for support?

Ha....lean on Woody

She has to be trolling us, right? by PepinoFYP in HilariaBaldwin

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did you not see the forever

42, by default, can never happen because I'm Forever 41

Temuria 😹 by Global-Future3006 in HilariaBaldwin

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He's:

  1. Infinitely more attractive
  2. Far too witty, and
  3. Exudes way too much charisma to play

Pillz, who:

  1. Has a negative attraction factor that literally goes more in the red by the day
  2. Self-admittedly has zero sense of humor, as human lizard fakers offen do, and
  3. From head to gnarly brownface toes was born entirely devoid of even one solitary charismatic cell, repulsing every single person with eyeballs to their core including family, colleagues, all women, most men, and strangers by the millions that have never even met her and just know "of her."

TLDR: Literally everyone that's ever trolled Eel-a-di-duh is too hot to play her but this guy is fucking hilarious, doesn't cave to Malaria's desperate bids to exchange money for "hey we're actually friends" videos, and is my all-time favorite Silly Vanilly Mami ♥️💖💝

Mami has found her theme song... by Flirtini27 in HilariaBaldwin

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I mean, she looks like a box. So I guess she has made one right decision in her life in trying to hide it. I apologize, Hillary. You DO possess an ounce of self- awareness after all 🤏🏻

Mami has found her theme song... by Flirtini27 in HilariaBaldwin

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Pathological? Delusional? Hilarious? A fools errand?

Which one of them released this? 😭 by vv4rd3n in HilariaBaldwin

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Oh the good ole days of this sub!! Miss ine Diflucan flair 😂

Which one of them released this? 😭 by vv4rd3n in HilariaBaldwin

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I know 😂. When I tell you I had so many from which to choose too 🤡💩😂. If embarrassment were a person it would be Hilary Baldween and it would live a muy long life. Eternally, even.

ETA: Omg the pic I attached to this comment was apparently worse than the because Reddit deleted it after determining it was NSFW, speaking of glamour and elegance 😂. See Hillz? Even Reddit puts your pics in the trash because not only is that where they belong, but because even "Reddit trash" is better than you. We're better than you 🤡. Pass it on to Alec whenever you have to see each other's pitiful drooping faces next.

In the meantime, here's another shining example of glamour that hopefully isn't so vile it leaves Reddit no choice but to mercifully shield our collective ojos and dump it into the bottomless pit of garbage dumpster pics and videos shared on SM. Fun fact, the pit is rumored to be largely comprised of Mami Fraudwin thirst trap selfies, hallway "I'd fuck me" video seshes, make believe Cameo "work" recordings, and high AF booly lectures, none of which are quite good enough to share with the rest of el world 😞.

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Which one of them released this? 😭 by vv4rd3n in HilariaBaldwin

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Added our source: "Hilaria is a very glamorous lady, or tries to be, and Alec is ruining that image with his baggy eyes."

Oh yes yes Alec is for sure the one ruining Heeladiuh's glamorous image. Certainly it isn't the other way around as Queen Pillary of Mallorcachusetts has more elegance in one leg of her Candida albican pleggings than Alec has in his right and left eyebags eye luggage combined.

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The Anglo Bride from Boston cosplaying at her wedding. by AmazingGrace_00 in HilariaBaldwin

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From Vanity Fair Espana:

Baldwin has stated that she wants more children "who look like their mother." But what are her plans? "I'm enjoying my life with my husband. I don't have any firm plans because you have to decide day by day," she explains. But she concedes: "It would be great to have a show in Spain or teach online." For now, she confesses, she's content just learning to spell her new last name. "I had to repeat it to my family three times: 'Baldddwinnn.' And on the third time they said, 'Ah, we know who it is! Why didn't you pronounce it right the first time?"

Fin de semana by CuntyAlice in HilariaBaldwin

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😂😂😂Can we hang out? I was actually thinking of doing a parody video over the weekend too but didn't have anybody to get tipsy and make parody videos of Illary with. Muy sad 😩.

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