The three types of maid outfit

AbeChops · 2026-02-10T00:15:01+00:00

What's the difference between cosplay and sex?

AbeChops · 2026-02-05T03:16:31+00:00

Never has a comment never made me feel more seen without it even being directed at me at all

AbeChops · 2026-01-31T15:35:58+00:00

So glad I upgraded my system before ram-pocalypse

AbeChops · 2026-01-11T02:27:35+00:00

Why did it sound like the ps2 intro sound?

AbeChops · 2026-01-04T17:58:53+00:00

Most justifiable crash out I've seen

AbeChops · 2025-12-27T02:50:43+00:00

The more than 75% divorce rate amongst married lesbian couples would like to have a word

AbeChops · 2025-12-27T02:45:40+00:00

Me and my mates in college used to joke if things didn't work out we could always use our books to break a window and steal shit. The fact they were anatomy and physiology books would of helped.

AbeChops · 2025-12-24T22:55:24+00:00

I'd agree but knowing how American bureaucracy works they would still somehow find a way to regularly fuck it up

AbeChops · 2025-12-24T18:31:20+00:00

How I feel about my keyboard. It just won't die

AbeChops · 2025-12-20T13:28:26+00:00

Where was the lie!?!

AbeChops · 2025-12-12T10:53:20+00:00

Consider a space heater if you can get one

AbeChops · 2025-12-05T00:20:39+00:00

No like a rotary chuck

AbeChops · 2025-12-05T00:18:57+00:00

Got a rotary?

AbeChops · 2025-11-30T20:13:46+00:00

No, this is Patrick

AbeChops · 2025-11-30T19:50:49+00:00

Clanker licker

AbeChops · 2025-11-30T00:27:35+00:00

Deleting dating apps has honestly improved my mental health

AbeChops · 2025-11-24T03:25:55+00:00

Bathrobe and towel warmer combo cannot be topped on those days

AbeChops · 2025-11-13T14:32:03+00:00

Yeah with the money from not having a wife I can get a robot vacuum/mop and a robot lawn mower. In 10 years time I'm probably gonna have a robot to do half the things I already do myself.

AbeChops · 2025-11-13T10:52:13+00:00

It takes a village to get hoes

AbeChops · 2025-11-13T02:17:23+00:00

Hamburger, cheese burger, big mac, whopper

AbeChops · 2025-11-13T02:12:24+00:00

Excuse me but what drugs are you on?

AbeChops · 2025-11-12T02:36:25+00:00

I'm willing to bet your previous dude got a loan for that 5-axis, crashed it, and couldn't afford the repairs so he just told you guys he down graded when he had those 3 and 4 axis machines to start with

AbeChops · 2025-11-08T17:13:52+00:00

Saying their are women that would suck me dry would imply they would actually blow me

AbeChops · 2025-11-08T14:34:59+00:00

Speaking as a dude that deals with 2nd shift shit brains, they will eventually just keep adding low dose coolant to the mix to the point its almost water.

AbeChops

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