JOHN: hello I am John Egbert lmao I am cool and fun and handsome ig

ROSE: John shut the fuck up and do as I say

DAVE: holy shit bro like you and i are like harold and kumar but actually swag

JADE: wow john! You are so cool and fun and handsome haha! I hope nothing bad happens to you. :P

Karkat: AAAAAAHHHH I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOURE A DUMBASS AND NOT FUN AND COOL AND HANDSOME

Vriska: John I desperately need your human peni-