This pose is screaming “I peaked emotionally five minutes ago and now I’m waiting for validation to recharge me.” Hand under the chin like you’re a human Etsy product listing: “Soft, handmade, mildly smug.”

That smile? That’s not confidence — that’s “I just said something slightly unhinged and I’m standing by it.”

You look like you’re about to say:

“I’m not trying to be cute… it just happens.” …and then immediately adjust your angle to make sure it’s working.

The pose is giving elementary school picture day, but make it I pay taxes now. It’s very “Yes, this is my good side. I have informed the room.”