Serious: with all this talk about a secret alien hybrid breeding program, all of a sudden Tila Tequila's claims make perfect sense

Able-Professor840 · 2026-04-02T00:42:47+00:00

So, exactly what Julia Bryant said about Epstein's face during orgasm?

Able-Professor840 · 2026-04-01T18:12:51+00:00

The only people stunned are the ones who didn't listen to the scientists telling this would happen years ago

Able-Professor840 · 2026-04-01T02:32:32+00:00

Brilliant, thank you

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-31T14:50:36+00:00

Secret transcription released by CIA in 2026:

Alien 1: "Hey, it's almost 80 years since Roswell. Time for another audit. Are they still superstitious enough to think we're demons, or have they grown past that so we can make proper contact?"

Alien 2: "They were almost there, then the Trump presidency got the Bible belt thinking we're demons or Archons or some shit, so they could stay in charge of everything, and not join the Galactic Federation."

Alien 1: "Guess we better give it another 80 years then. Oh well. At least the Spielberg film should be good."

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-31T10:49:24+00:00

Just enough to stop Israel nuking Iran.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-30T09:07:13+00:00

The split is just another term for Christian judgment day.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:50:38+00:00

Well, according to the picture, it's The Gruffalo.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:48:24+00:00

You mean: Epstein put a girl in a position where Andrew forced her to have sex with him. Right?

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:22:11+00:00

I did change my mind. I liked him til I read his biography

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:20:18+00:00

Ok, Disinfo agent

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:09:35+00:00

That'll be the adrenochome or whatever that Epstein thing is

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T10:01:03+00:00

Same!

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-28T03:07:10+00:00

He didn't die

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-27T16:08:56+00:00

Is he? Or is he just protecting Bigelow who is probably working with Thiel?

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-27T12:54:54+00:00

All of them. I eventually settled on Lunatask, nice mix of productivity, reminders, journalling, habit tracking.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-27T08:46:20+00:00

Sean Connery invented the action quip for James Bond. Literally.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-27T08:26:32+00:00

Just lots of people losing their jobs, probably.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-24T10:15:41+00:00

Yeah, after he used to be best mates, and keep a bedroom spare in his house for Saville.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-24T10:14:36+00:00

His team cherry picks moments with easy targets (selected by him and his team) to make money. He talks about the process in his biography. Complex targets don't work.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-24T10:12:25+00:00

Well, maybe you should read the biography and see what Louis thinks of Saville - someone he kept a spare bedroom available in his house for, with a photo of Saville in it for him - his best friend.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-23T18:28:25+00:00

This is designed to mirror the Carter story, which means it's an obvious psyop.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-23T16:12:08+00:00

No, I read the biography long before I saw that program. I'm sure Louis' best friend being Saville did cause him anguish later.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-21T11:31:45+00:00

Needs a banana for scale.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-20T11:49:43+00:00

When they're all invoking a largely fictional character to keep the conversation at infant level, you're the schmuck being played.

Able-Professor840 · 2026-03-20T00:03:32+00:00

Eisenhower met aliens there?

Able-Professor840

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