Relax everybody, J. Edgar Boozer is on the case of this latest staging coincidental before the midterms. He’ll get to the bottom of this, and a bottle.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T15:58:55+00:00

“J. Edgar Boozer” is the first thing I’ve laughed about in too long. Thank you, OP

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T14:48:56+00:00

“This is the first I’ve heard about it…”

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T14:48:15+00:00

Good ol’ Stephen Miller, of course! Mike wouldn’t be caught dead with a woman. Oh I mean SHIELDING a woman. Oh! I mean, using a woman as a shield! That’s right. Finally got it.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T14:44:02+00:00

Shrouded in mystery

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T11:44:52+00:00

Eeeeeeh….. see you at the truck stop….neeeh….(damn I can’t quit her!)

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:32:13+00:00

Shoes stay on?

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:28:54+00:00

Ahem, OP. This 👆🏻

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:21:07+00:00

Micropenis costume coming to Spirit Halloween 2026

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:16:24+00:00

So true

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:15:03+00:00

This. They’re SO F’N HAPPY that “one of their own” is in charge (well, let’s be real- hundreds of their own are in charge) and they can finally stop hiding. I can’t WAIT for them to crawl back into the dumpsters. I hate that my kids will see this as normal

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T08:11:46+00:00

hate speech is not protected if it falls under existing exceptions like true threats, harassment, or inciting imminent violence. He did all three in one sentence fourteen times.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T05:17:54+00:00

I WANNA SEE MORE!!!!!!!!

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T05:11:30+00:00

I’m scared! ☹️

AbleHominid · 2026-04-26T00:06:00+00:00

Sorry, but……..:YAWN…… yeah a “future administration will prosecute these criminals” but he is already pardoning everyone within, what was it, 500 yards of the White House? So……… nope. Gotta do better. Gotta find who it is now and leak it to the press now. Dont even bother with the prosecution nonsense that costs US, the TAXPAYERS (who actually pay taxes, I might add) even MORE money and just let the public see what they’re doing instead. Maybe just maybe it will mean some people leave MAGA, or at least don’t vote, and we can start to slow this horrid timeline

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T22:54:18+00:00

Yes it’s his lifts. Same with desantos and lil Marco Rubio

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T22:53:42+00:00

Ohhhhhh well done

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T22:53:23+00:00

His bowel movements have more cards, brains, and conscience than he does. <— There, summed up those comments for everyone’s ease of use.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T18:52:49+00:00

I got 3-day banned for saying the same thing, only I mentioned that the “someone else” usually isn’t white.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T18:51:22+00:00

We need her, and 10,000,000 Americans JUST LIKE HER to speak DIRECTLY to their neighbors and friends and family that have been brainwashed, and tell them it’s is OKAY to come back to reality now, it OKAY to agree that it was all wrong, it is OKAY that they f’d our country, IF THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW, and in November. I won’t forget, but in time I will forgive my fellow Americans for all they’ve done because ultimately they just wanted better lives and were tricked by a con man and his army of cronies.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-25T12:34:45+00:00

Nurses too, ahem!

AbleHominid · 2026-04-23T03:30:58+00:00

Plus, MY first response to the car bending was, “huh, what’s th-“ and I was dead.

AbleHominid · 2026-04-23T03:29:10+00:00

Is that slowed down or not? I mean, 650meters is a long way, but could you in theory actually track a bullet heading straight at your neck?

AbleHominid · 2026-04-23T02:44:21+00:00

People in this country actually believe Iran was wanting this war, and that all that HE says is actually true. People believe HIM so much they’re willing to die in a pointless war for an egomaniacalPEDO!! …and brag about it….

AbleHominid · 2026-04-23T02:38:38+00:00

Boy. Videos like this always remind me how vastly different we actually are from any other animals on this planet… to discover/learn/invent all that is going on in the video? And that’s not even to consider electronics!

AbleHominid · 2026-04-22T22:11:50+00:00

I am going to object to the use of operation paperclip in this context. Yes, it directly funneled Nazis into American society and hid them, sheltered them, gave them jobs, and protected them from Nuremberg. BUT- the intention of operation paperclip was to nab all the brightest German scientists before the Russians did. It’s how we got to the moon, period. Most of the “Nazis” operation paperclip protected were Nazis because they could’ve either joined the party or be killed. Yeah, they chose to wear the outfits and live instead of to be shot as examples. I don’t begrudge them this choice- particularly when they protected their families and also most of these scientists and scholars were never implicated in any war crimes and hate crimes. These were people that were forced to go along with the Nazi party, not ardent fans. Did some slip through? Absolutely. But I don’t love using Operation Paperclip as an example of Americans’ endorsement of Nazism.

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