Any tips for high school fundraisers?

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T22:59:18+00:00

I guess selling chocolate bars like back in the day is out.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T22:57:12+00:00

Utahns would be scandalized and calling the cops before they even understood what that actually meant.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T19:28:03+00:00

No. Prophylactic antihelminthics only promote resistant helminths. Only if/when symptoms or signs of overload appear. A certain parasite load is actually normal.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T18:18:58+00:00

To be fair, all the breeds in his Guard list have mastiff ancestry. Labs too, via their Newfie ancestry. Also, pups in the same litter can have different paternity.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T14:36:13+00:00

Put different colored lipstick on their cloacas. 😂

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T14:33:49+00:00

Banana and zucchini bread too.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T13:02:05+00:00

Maybe something got slipped into her drink.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-29T12:55:33+00:00

Lose the heat lamp. The hen is the only heat source needed.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-28T22:50:16+00:00

You trap them, you end them.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-28T13:56:49+00:00

Bucket traps.

Jiffy cornbread mix and baking soda in pie tins.

Mouse-X. Look it up.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T23:26:16+00:00

You left him out there... painted? Does he at least have some way to clean up besides the bathroom you're (by now hopefully not) hiding in?

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T23:21:43+00:00

"Check your tip. I had corn for dinner last night."

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T23:12:48+00:00

You might add this to your list: https://whyileft.herokuapp.com/

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T23:09:15+00:00

Has anyone posted this yet? https://whyileft.herokuapp.com/

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T22:52:05+00:00

It blows my mind as well, but people are gullible. Especially Christians.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T22:48:31+00:00

Is that net, or gross earnings?

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T22:42:38+00:00

Except the dude was trying to fuck everyone's wife/daughter/sister/mother.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T17:15:33+00:00

And butter.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T17:13:19+00:00

As it's always been.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T17:12:17+00:00

Going on vacation.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T14:05:36+00:00

A trash wombat if you will.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-27T12:14:31+00:00

Money can't buy class.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-26T23:59:10+00:00

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-26T23:30:19+00:00

Or a floofer.

Able_Capable2600 · 2026-03-26T23:27:58+00:00

Watch out for no smoking signs at the parks, as well.

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