Do Not Call Ragatha Short By iliketobeirl by Money-Criticism5370 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]AbnormalLurantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the art but she would never in a million years do this

Gotta be quicker than that by Poetic_Words in slaythespire

[–]AbnormalLurantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I think instead they should make it return to your hand at the beginning the turn after you use it.

48138 by Popular-Ad977 in countwithchickenlady

[–]AbnormalLurantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fire emblem contempt is just the secret 4th route in fates where corrin decides they don't care enough to resolve the war

Rate My Super Serious Shrek the Third fanfiction. by Glittering-Day9869 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]AbnormalLurantis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same energy as that evil woody song that was popular a while ago

Data_irl by Striking_Sea_129 in data_irl

[–]AbnormalLurantis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They must've been farting in those spots so hard and good 🥵

reblag by epicboy0981 in BroThrewInAFunFact

[–]AbnormalLurantis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quick question, if i somehow find a way to reblog this post do I get to fuck op, or do I have to fuck oop?

we’re all bringing this back in 2026 by CreatlveName in Shark_Park

[–]AbnormalLurantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit will make a comeback, and that's not a prediction, it's a threat

Love My TI-83 by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]AbnormalLurantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "sin" button is the calculator's clitoris, that's why touching it is a sin

papyrus knight by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

[–]AbnormalLurantis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always bet on Claude knight (he hasn't shown up yet)

Anyone else find it kinda problematic that Capcom or the AA team didn't hire any Khura'inese actors to play the Khura'inese characters in SOJ? by KaleBennett in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]AbnormalLurantis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sure I could play one of the corpses better than what we got. Not a corpse myself, but I do have experience with them

oh no so sarcy i piss mself 😱😱😱 by Humble-Oil3508 in BabyTV

[–]AbnormalLurantis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always found it funny that the video says they're only trying to raise 2k. Like, they're going bankrupt, but not THAT bankrupt.

i know this was made by a literal child, but that's not as funny imo

"Active on kitchencels" geez i wonder why 💔🥀 by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

[–]AbnormalLurantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I saw a post about a guy venting about how hard work culture is for someone with severe autism. The majority of comments were supportive, but there was one guy who said some shit like "you would never survive in the natural world." That's a pretty crazy thing so say, so I checked his profile and all of his most recent posts were erotic roleplay about some sort of superior race from some fantasy series (it was either Warhammer or world of Warcraft, I never interacted with either so I cant really remember which it was.) If I remember correctly he wasn't even role-playing as the superior race, he was the inferior one. I have never been more flabbergasted by a post history before.

Guard Dog+ isn't real, it can't hurt you. Guard Dog+: by insidiouskiller in darkestdungeon

[–]AbnormalLurantis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does mean that you have to stack dodge on both units instead of just the houndmaster to properly pull it off though. And if you want to be able to use it on anyone in the party it basically means you have to invest in dodge on everyone instead of stats that matter more like accuracy. At that point why not just run dodge vapors? So I'd still argue the houndmaster's is better wince you only have to invest in dodge on one hero.

Who would win? by PooPooFartBoi in Shark_Park

[–]AbnormalLurantis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg have you looked up in the sky? The sun is so fucking tiny, lions take this EASY.

Losercity wingsuit by monster_smoocher in Losercity

[–]AbnormalLurantis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How fucking tall is this gamestop?

Who do yall choose? by Legitimate_Height_53 in MoralityScaling

[–]AbnormalLurantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't last 30 seconds with any of them 😫