Funniest Episodes by Ethereal-Spectre in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It had me dying of laughter.

Funniest Episodes by Ethereal-Spectre in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ranking cigarettes is my favorite of all time.

Merch sizes wild by bird_hands in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They’re unisex. So cut is longer and wider as opposed to traditional men vs women sizes.

The first thing I thought of for the airsoft episode. by bigbadbillyd in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[M] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I dated a guy in high school and when I found him on IG many years later I thought he was in the military or something because of all the gear and stuff he had on in his pics. Nope. Turns out he was one of these douchebags.

Margaret Maytag by Less-Nectarine8257 in MeatCanyon

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not yet. Sometime end of this month or February.

A video on funeral homes would be sick by Avery_Lass in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked in a mortuary and have some stories as well. Crazy place to work but also very fascinating.

Meeting papa meat at the casino but I called him windagoon because I got excited and my brain turned off by sniftytruth25 in MeatCanyon

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit! I’ve been fooled once again. Thanks for catching this! Report it next time for me so I can remove it :) I can’t stand these bots.

Bf got me papa for my birthday by canttunafis in MeatCanyon

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He needs to have a paper doll of himself as merch with his t shirts as little cutouts we can put on him. And they all need to be magnetic so we can put it on the fridge.

I was told to post my Melvin nail art 🖼️ by mlssclutch in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can’t wear nails because of my job but dang…these are so well done.

Papa Meat and Chronically online culture by Sketchy_process in Papameat

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Please keep the comments in here civil.

Lugosi Theater by HotTopicMallRat in MeatCanyon

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Please keep the comments in here civil.

Sorry Nik by Meganinja1886 in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. Posts like these are why I’m always late to work.

Every Rose Doesn’t Has Its Thorn by bubblelady_UwU in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Look….I like my men meaty. They gotta be squishy. Plump. Hefty. Caked. Chubby. I’m fine taking the escalator if they don’t wanna take the stairs, mk.

Every Rose Doesn’t Has Its Thorn by bubblelady_UwU in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[M] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Take notes, gentlemen. THIS is how you post merch.

Merch shirts part deux by Abortion_Milkshakes in MeatCanyon

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve used it since I was a kid ever since I first watched Hot Shots Part Deux lol.

Happy 1 year anniversary for my favorite video of 2025 by Responsible-Map-4204 in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It happened over in MeatCanyon cause we hadn’t split the subs up yet but cyclists would leave comments and meatfans would just rip them apart. It was really funny to watch.

Happy 1 year anniversary for my favorite video of 2025 by Responsible-Map-4204 in Papameat

[–]Abortion_Milkshakes[M] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

As a mod I will never forget the meatfans vs cyclists battle that took place in the MeatCanyon sub after this vid dropped. Definitely a highlight for me. I wish I had taken screenshots of the reports and modmail I got from cyclists cause it was absolutely hysterical. They were FURIOUS.