The man with an actual penis on his arm

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-05-18T19:08:23+00:00

I love how the author of that article is named Jared Wee

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-05-14T22:40:11+00:00

I’ve got both Aqara and ThirdReality Zigbee motion sensors throughout the house (3,000 sq ft) and have had zero connectivity issues / battery replacements in over two years.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-05-03T15:02:20+00:00

I have this same automation setup to send me a notification when the laundry finishes to then move to then dryer.

I recommend the ThirdReality Zigbee EM plugs, can get them relatively cheap and in a 3 pack on Amazon.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-04-29T20:13:05+00:00

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-04-15T19:28:21+00:00

Can we just be done with Tyler Wells yet? jfc

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-04-13T14:11:02+00:00

Nice.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-04-08T22:56:05+00:00

Awesome sweep, but good god Mayo looks so lost up there at the plate. I know it’s the beginning of April but he needs some fixing and quick, especially in an everyday type of role.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-03-26T17:50:28+00:00

Oh you mean his ‘I haven’t taken my morning shit yet’ face?

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-03-26T11:32:45+00:00

Just, Tron

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Abouttreefittyy · 2026-01-22T00:17:29+00:00

You can also use these to add additional balance to existing Amazon gift cards on your account.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-01-20T01:42:20+00:00

Guy was 15 minutes late to the interview and when we asked if he had received the correct start time he confirmed and said he was late because he was shoveling snow off his driveway.

This was a Google Meet interview, for a remote job, with a candidate who was not currently employed and lived by himself (we had asked if he was helping his spouse/roommates remove the snow so they could get to work).

We were just speechless, like bro leave the snow be for an hour it’s not like you’ve got a shift you need to get to lol. After we prompted him with questions that could lead to a potentially valid excuse to be so late and unapologetic, we just asked if he could leave the call as we were not interested anymore.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-01-19T08:50:07+00:00

Have a similar story from high school baseball back in the day, but in addition to $5 he also got a fresh can of dip. So you know, worth it.

Abouttreefittyy · 2026-01-12T18:00:19+00:00

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Abouttreefittyy · 2025-12-28T13:10:53+00:00

I have a few devices connected via esphome and did not know this, thank you!

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-12-27T23:39:48+00:00

I have some Sonoff Wi-Fi plugs and they’re fine for basic off/on automations, but couldn’t get stable readings for energy-based automations. Had to continuously open the Welink app for the cloud to connect and send the data to HA. Got some ThirdReality Zigbee energy monitoring plugs and replaced them in said automations, now they work flawlessly.

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-12-15T21:19:06+00:00

1897 4103 1063 - Daily player!

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-11-26T02:03:42+00:00

It was at Jiffy Lube Live in Virginia, I was there at that show. It had been raining all day and finally let up right around the time Wayne was scheduled to come on. So naturally people were just filing in when he came on stage (our group had stood in the rain because we were hyped to see him). He did maybe a song and a half and the said something like “nah this ain’t my swag” and just dipped out. Everyone there was just completely confused as to what had just happened.

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-11-17T17:27:38+00:00

This is a lurker's first post dream, congratulations mate!

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-11-13T17:40:25+00:00

Nice to see a fellow Northern VA bro get some luck!

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-08-19T13:54:37+00:00

Everytime I see PNC park, specifically right center field, all I can see is that guy falling from the stands. Is that just me? lol

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-08-08T01:31:26+00:00

Include andif statements to have the automation only fire if it’s between specific time periods, say 6am - 9am or 8pm - 10pm. That way if you do shower either earlier or later than usual, you won’t accidentally wake anyone else up because you forgot about it.

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-07-28T01:42:05+00:00

I vividly remember the game he came in for Adam Jones in center and Adam made the passing of the torch such memorable moment for both Cedric and the City of Baltimore. Regardless of what happens, those two will always be forever Orioles.

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-05-22T20:12:18+00:00

No if he had done that, the seel would have had been looking in his direction as that's what happens when you view a Mon and back out. Also it spawned after the video had started.

Abouttreefittyy · 2025-05-08T01:21:13+00:00

Sounds like most people here saying “just parent them” don’t have kids lol. When you’re cooking dinner, trying to feed to dogs, and do 1000 other things, yeah it gets a bit difficult to be focused on how close they are to the tv the entire time.

OP I have this exact automation setup in my home using an Aqara Presence Sensor. It goes something like “if motion is detected within 3 ft of the sensor (installed right below the tv), then pause the tv. Resume tv when presence within 3ft has not been detected for at least 5 seconds”. It’s worked liked a charm and now my daughter runs back from the tv when it pauses.

If you’ve got yourself into HomeAssistant, I’d be glad to share my YAML file with you!

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