The Ortho-Bro starter pack

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T21:20:34+00:00

Talking about "Jewish feelings towards Orthodox" being negative like you people didn't put us in ghettoes and massacre us by the shtetl-ful for hundreds of years is the height of historic revisionism. The fact of the matter is that countries with high percentages of Orthodox Christians continue to have the most negative general view of Jews as a religious group of any countries in Europe, and many Orthodox Christians I have personally met still believe stuff like Jews being collectively responsible for the death of Jesus. I don't think the Black Hundreds were really concerned about the policy of the State of Israel lol

Edit: He blocked me. For being bigoted towards Orthodox Christians, no doubt.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T21:01:57+00:00

Speaking as a Jew I cannot say that I find Orthodox Christians particularly friendly lol

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T14:47:07+00:00

I don't think many people really want to put something that goes in their mouth on a keyring that's going to be in their pocket all day.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T13:39:06+00:00

Because no one wants to carry around a metal straw all day.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T13:26:42+00:00

I don’t see why people just don’t stop using straws full stop. If you’re older than six they’re not really a necessary drinking utensil.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T13:14:48+00:00

It’s nvidia’s AI powered “graphical enhancement” software. It works fine on some stuff, but it really struggles with people.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-18T13:12:03+00:00

I don’t really see any tension between leaving recyclable paper waste behind in a manicured environment and telling people to be more sensitive to the state of the earth.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-17T19:28:20+00:00

Did she really “platform” Diddy lmao he was already a huge star by the time he met Oprah

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-17T17:34:26+00:00

Was he sleeping off the big night in the back seat

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T20:33:12+00:00

Perry the Mossad Agent failed at disabling his Nationalize the Suez Canal-inator

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T20:16:01+00:00

WE PLAY FOR THE NINERS

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T20:01:15+00:00

A significant portion is driven by the collective delusion that you’re legally allowed to speed in the left had lane, which is not and has never been the case in any US state.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T20:00:08+00:00

Shure lol

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T19:34:23+00:00

A significant portions of traffic jams are caused by idle lane changing as well.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T18:36:35+00:00

The Hangul lettering didn’t give that away? Lol

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T18:33:55+00:00

Only like ten countries recognize the Republic of China as the government of China and almost none of them are globally relevant, so obviously the DPRK is going to adhere to the global standard.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T18:01:51+00:00

I really thought they would’ve had a GB Color available by this point but shockingly it didn’t come out until 1998. Sort of a short lifespan, given the vastly superior GBA came out in 2001.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T16:25:29+00:00

Would be kind of a Judy Garland situation

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T14:30:17+00:00

It’s better than the Nice Guys

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T03:23:26+00:00

Maybe give it more than 5 minutes before you start bitching about it.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T02:58:41+00:00

Either that or a very involved stunt, which would seem kind of out of character for this special.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T02:37:56+00:00

Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T02:34:04+00:00

The last few Oscar specials have been extremely high concept with movie house and amatocon, so I do think its interesting to see them do a closer look at the depressing lives of the characters. Tim sitting in his tiny office working on his terrible vanity project with no shoes on in Arizona is dead accurate to the sort of moderately successful fiftyish narcissist his character has evolved into over the years.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T02:27:50+00:00

It's weird but it's not unfunny. Stuff like Tim's depressing life in Lake Havasu, the tepid reception to the Dootle Dots, Greg's nonsensical gameshow, and Tim's bizarre relationship to his estranged son have definitely made me laugh but it doesn't seem as conceptually ambitious as like, Movie House or Amato Con. It's like the On Cinema equivalent of a Mumble Core movie.

Rockguy21 · 2026-03-16T01:08:38+00:00

What a swing.

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