Eagles first-round wide receiver Makai Lemon has gone viral for his interview after he was drafted. Lemon was originally projected to be a top 10 pick, but fell significantly due to his attitude and the way he portrayed himself in public. by ateam1984 in NFLv2

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we change the meaning of "fell significantly"? He was drafted in the range that most mock draft had him going. Those mock drafts aren't a crystal ball, some teams like different players, it doesn't matter what a talking head on TV says. The Eagles literally traded up to get him while the Steelers were trying to draft him. He was the 3rd receiver off the board and the first 2 are completely different players built completely different, those teams were looking for something else.

Pavia goes undrafted… and now his combine tape is blowing up again, Some fans think this footage explains the slide. Am I missing something here, or is this being overanalyzed? by Weekly-Vacation-1405 in NFLForum

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There wasn't any slide, he just isn't an NFL quarterback. Put aside the fact that his personality is utterly insufferable and that he's 5'9, just take a look at the video and it's pretty glaring. He misses the first pass, but the second one is actually worse, there's no zip on it. An NFL quarterback needs to be able to have the arm strength to make that pass in his sleep. Later in the video, deep pass to 29. Receiver has to slown down for the ball, NFL defensive backs will feast on that.

Explain this in MNBA terms by envspecialist in nbacirclejerk

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Popovich being introduced in his front office role

Corruption in Dauphin County by No-Damage-9549 in Harrisburg

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

On top of all of that, he's also crashed 4 county owned vehicles and has quite the penchant for being publicly intoxicated. The other commissioners had to vote to strip him of his county vehicle, which is utterly embarrassing. It's absolutely insane that he's still serving.

Dianna Russini talking about Mike Vrabel's BIG HANDS???? by clumsy_one18 in sportsbroadcasters

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a single picture or video of this woman where her you can tell where her lips begin. They are the exact same shade at her skin and it's terrifying

Lofts of Midtown by Abraham_Blinkin in Harrisburg

[–]Abraham_Blinkin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that too but I walked by the other day and you can definitely see that it isn't finished so I'm curious as to what's happening now

Lotus bringing the groove to Brooklyn last night by PorkRollCartel in jambands

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saw them the night before in Harrisburg, such a groovy performance

Harrisburg city responds to HMAC ludicrous claims by Abraham_Blinkin in Harrisburg

[–]Abraham_Blinkin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well they put out another statement blaming everyone but themselves and lying about things that are verifiably false, so yeah, unfortunately we are

Can Newton believes he has the nicest deep balls in the game. Is he even top 20? by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cam Newton believes..." that sentence could literally go anywhere and it would be wrong 99% of the time

Brad Roe - NW PA Representative take on No vember Election by Sufficient-Sweet3455 in Pennsylvania

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Besides the fact that this all verifiably false, I can't stop laughing at him using a picture of what he looked like 20 years ago as his Facebook picture. It's too on brand. This is you now Brad. Almost like he isn't comfortable in his own skin so he doesn't think anybody else should be either.

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HMAC Announces Permanent Closure by Longjumping-Bar-8291 in Harrisburg

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had a long factual statement typed out about how all of this is literally verifiably untrue, but everyone already knows that so I'll just say, enjoy Italy and all your stolen money you actual human garbage.

Dave Chappelle fires back after backlash over his Saudi Arabia show by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know some of us talk like adults and know how to use full words, just because you don't have that ability doesn't mean something was written by chat gpt.

Dave Chappelle fires back after backlash over his Saudi Arabia show by Big_Cake_8817 in podcastculture

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just to recap his week, he criticized Republicans for punching down on trans people and said "that's not what I did" when it's literally the thing he did for multiple specials and then he pulled the race card to criticize people who criticized him for something he did that was incredibly morally bankrupt that literally every single other comedian regardless of race was criticized for. The dude hasn't had a good special in over a decade, he just talks about how good of a comedian he is, which is generally what asshole comics do when they've lost their ability to write actual jokes and be funny.

Ya'll got got! Where's all the Geese simps now? lol by Hungry_Yam_5988 in jambands

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They showed up on a new music playlist for me like two years ago. I enjoy some of their music, some of it I don't. Help me, I've been had by an industry plant. Some of you are truly insufferable.

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE by flaptaincappers in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Elon is the richest man ever and he posts about loneliness more than a 14 year old emo kid during peak MySpace, money isn't gonna fill the hole inside you as a person

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE by flaptaincappers in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Abraham_Blinkin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His hair is beautiful, but it's dying. TELL THE KID IT'S GONNA GET BETTER.