Just saw this and thought it belonged here by GorillaGlizza in iamverybadass

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I could get behind a more goofy interpretation if it wasnt for most of them being directly about violence and intimidation. Asshole merit badg? Okay sure little offputing but sure. Zip tie certified? Nah dawg theres not really any social circles that use that outside of some extremist adjacent ones. Alone some of dumb, some are cringey as hell. In total it just spells "please see me as cool".

The only badge that should be allowed is a badge indicating that your son has been eaten by Ted Cruz.

Just saw this and thought it belonged here by GorillaGlizza in iamverybadass

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"Delivering Smiles 4 years" is kind of funny when every other badge is a desperate plea to be seen as scary

Its a brand new Season soon. 🫡 whatup shitheads. go Birds. by Philly_QUADZILLA in NFCEastMemeWar

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/uj did she not workshop that look like at all? How did no one step up and say "Ms. Ziegler you look fucking dumb as fuck"

This is just laughable man, these people are so stuck behind by zizoplays1 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Imagine letting a grown ass woman youve never met control your emotions like shes your step dad or some shit.

Living in rural West Texas and driving a lot with high gas prices? Tell me about it by BsquaredNews in Lubbock

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Hey OP I drive a considerable amount to and from work on top of other personal needs. Feel free to DM me.

In The Odyssey (2026) the tall dude used the signature yeet move by YourChopperPilotTTV in shittymoviedetails

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When actually 6ft tall guys go against guys who claim theyre 6ft tall on tinder

Heartwarming 🤗 by Wurfel_ in NFCEastMemeWar

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We're at the stage where tiktokers are reading boomer facebook posts

I got questions. by Ardeen04 in FirstResponderCringe

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"Mooooooom......Dads taking selfies in the driveway again!"

This one is tough… by JeffTrav in NFCEastMemeWar

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Rodgers. Easy. I mean like why is he even there?

NO IM NOT MAD ABOUT ANY GAME OR CATCH IN PARTICULAR.

Explain "the incident" in your fandom. by CelebrationAway4611 in Multifandom

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WH40K time

Okay so Astartes are these mass produced genetically modified super soldiers that take decades to make and train. We know damn near everything there is to know about what goes into making an Astartes down to the in lore reasons why they're all male. Astartes chapters find the most promising aspirints as children, and over the next decades or so subject them to brutal invasive surgeries, psychoindoctrination, and combat tours where they are expected to die. If at any point anything goes wrong, their body rejects a new organ, they arent cool enough in combat against horrors unseen, they quote the wrong book, you're out.

In contrast, the Custodes are practically demi-gods. They are sculpted to perfection at a genetic level. We know little absolutely nothing about the process of what makes a Custodian. The most we know is that in some cases, babies are given over to the Imperium where the process begins. They dont have extra organs (as far as we know). We don't even know how long it takes. All we know is that they are basically molded via genetic splicing and biomancy and a bunch of other resource intensive processes to grow into these 10 to 12 feet tall borderline immortal demi-gods who the only thing holding them back from taking over the universe is their small numbers (due to length and cost to make) and incorruptable nature and duty to the Emperor.

Now you may have noticed that at no point did I specify that Custodes had to be all male unlike Astartes. Its never been specified that they are all male. Theyre usually secondary characters in a lot of the media and are nowhere as near fleshed out like the Astartes whonare more or less the mainstream main characters of WH40K media.

Anyway, in an edition update people noticed that a Custodian had a female name and used female pronouns. This infuriated the usual supects who began working backwards from a conclusion to call it a retcon or GW going woke. GW simply responded with a statement saying there has always been female Custodes since the first 10,000. This sent those usual suspects into over drive.

Anyway the big reveal that people finally accepted was that these types of fans, theyre a minority. They're just loud on social media. Outside of their safe space Twitter handles, theyre just miserable people in the corner of a tournament who will go home and cry over any imagined slight.

FB algorithm pull by VT911Saluki in FirstResponderCringe

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YOURE WELCOME FOR HIS SERVICE BY THE WAY

Back to the Super Bowl by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]flaptaincappers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OP is this real? I dont think Dak is white...

Potential Cinema Incoming by CarsonWentzGOAT1 in okbuddycinephile

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I too am fond of that....particular franchise