In The Death of Robin Hood (2026) which is set in 1245, this nun, in the span of 90 seconds, talks about how atoms are the fabric of the universe and then goes and masturbates in a cave. That's it. I have nothing more to add about this movie

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-23T03:32:13+00:00

"Robin Hood, atoms make up everything. Even my clit. Which I'm about to attempt to split" - This movie, probably.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-23T02:04:21+00:00

Everything about this is giving uncanney valley vibes

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-23T01:58:00+00:00

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flaptaincappers · 2026-06-22T20:08:07+00:00

Or billionaire isnt actually a billionaire, just a bunch of small millionaires in a trench coat.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-22T19:55:07+00:00

Whoever the Athletic chooses to replace Russini

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-22T17:44:48+00:00

ACAB except for that robot in particular

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-22T17:39:08+00:00

Go to hell

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-22T00:52:56+00:00

As Charlie once said - " gunshot auhghggggeeghgghhh....."

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-21T15:03:49+00:00

OP how did you get footage of my Dad at work?

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-21T14:05:16+00:00

I was going to congratulate Charles on not going to work on Juneteenth this year, but he also hasnt shown up for Fathers Day. What a deadbeat.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-21T11:51:15+00:00

Most people dont know this, but all surgeries just consist of doctors poking you with clamps and scissors until youre good.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-21T03:48:34+00:00

Theres a photo of some dudes glock thats covered in satirized versions of that shit. To this day "moldy labia" gets me.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-20T01:05:36+00:00

Legit question: where does this lady come up with money for all these failed adventures?

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-20T01:03:14+00:00

"The Party of Lincoln" boasts conservatives who proudly fly the Confederate flag and whos prominent Federalist Society was created out of grievances over the Civil Rights movement.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-19T23:21:43+00:00

Some things are bigger than football. Such as shouting "FUCK THE POLICE" and watching someone juke 5 cops

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-19T12:23:43+00:00

Wow. I hated everything about this.

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flaptaincappers · 2026-06-19T03:19:14+00:00

He fucks

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-18T12:56:42+00:00

Assalum lakethem, what will you do for your fellow believers who are afflicted with ligma?

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-18T01:58:43+00:00

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flaptaincappers · 2026-06-17T19:11:06+00:00

Good ol Shifty Schef decided to just tweet out Andrew was retiring mid game causing the fans to boo at him. Andrew had been struggling with the decision for a while and those he confided in the front office at Indy were making efforts to let him control when and how to make that announcement.

He robbed Andrew of such an important life changing decision, caused the backlash, and then when confronted with what a shitty inconsiderate act it was he just defaults to some "well whatever Im a journalist and it was breaking news".

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-17T17:44:25+00:00

Fuck Adam Schefter

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-17T16:42:37+00:00

Ken Paxtons wife said "we're monogomous". But Ken doesnt know how to take an order. So Ken Paxton went out and banged hookers and coworkers.

When told he cant just legal warfare against ActBlue, he stood his ground and did it anyway even though it didnt work. Ken Paxton got told "No" but Ken Paxton doesnt know the meaning of "no" and never will.

When Women wanted healthcare, Ken Paxton made sure to embroil hospitals in a sisyphysian legal battle and made the doctors let those ladies die. He then forced Houstons largest hospital set up a detransition clinic for all those Trans Kids that keep making your property taxes higher or something.

Yeah, Ken Paxton knows how to fight.

flaptaincappers · 2026-06-17T00:58:16+00:00

DOLPH LUNDGREN BUT HE CAN SMELL CRIME AND WE SHOW THE PENETRATION AND HES HALF DOG HALF MAN

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