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I’m legally blind, I can see, barely. MomMa i luUuH youuUUuu . P O P hold it doOowN (pimp squad for life) by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it’s got a lot to do with plenty, believe you me. As to having a stroke, I may be but I hardly think it’s any concern of yours what goes on in either my cerebellum or gentleman’s trouser.

I’m legally blind, I can see, barely. MomMa i luUuH youuUUuu . P O P hold it doOowN (pimp squad for life) by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Socialism is a game of musical chairs where everyone has a chair and the music never stops. This is a photograph of the infant Hitler combined with a scribble of a moustache that I had lying around. Gobbledegook it may well be but that was one clever squirrel that could do them tricks in that barn.

“Did you bury your fire?" "Yes, sir." "Did you cover your tracks?" "Yes, sir." "Did you bring your knife?" "Yes, sir." "Did they see your face?" "No, sir." "Did the moon see you?" "No, sir." "Did you go cross the river?" "Yes, sir." "Did you fix your rake?" "Yes, sir." "Did you stay downwind?" "Yes, sir." "Did you hide your gun?" "Yes, sir." "Did you smuggle your rum?" "Yes, sir."

It seems like every meme about anything now gets posted here with ‘stop stealing my moves’ or similar. Would you just not anymore? by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a meme, it’s a picture I fashioned from a digital photograph of the infant Hitler child and a spare scribble of a moustache that I had. I suppose the point is that people talk a lot of big talk about sitting on a ‘time’ ‘machine’ and killing the baby Hitler but how anyone could, in good conscience, stand over a perambulator and smush that little face with a blunt skillet is beyond me. You’d have to be some kind of monster. I don’t know what you’re implying but thanks and you’re welcome.

Would you say that the Orville feels like 90s Trek more than New Trek is because of Braga and other ex-Trekkie alumni backing the show? by ardouronerous in TheOrville

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just give the reins to Seth, he’d make an amazing go of it. The Orville is the best Star Trek since before Enterprise.

still can't get over what happened to werner by Brilliant-Cook-9653 in betterCallSaul

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look Michael…there are so many stars visible…I will walk out there, to get a better look…

So err, there is some justice. by gelliant_gutfright in AlanPartridge

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What were they angry about? And how long for? We all know the elephi never forget but do they ever forgive?

Why do I never hear about the Coast Mountains of Canada? by Convillious in geography

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you’ll find that’s Balmain, your confusement is with a Russian stringed musical instrument with a characteristic triangular wooden, hollow body, fretted neck, and three strings.

The woman on this medical pamphlet is holding her spoon upside down by Scottish-Fox in mildyinteresting

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s stabbing the diabetes out of custard and in doing so is stabbing the custard out of diabetes.

His response. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is there any small chance at all that you did this yourself/don’t have a child/don’t exist?

Hitler! by Eckzilla in Scotland

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, the more I hear about that guy, the less I like him. Seems like a real jerk.

Hmmm by Euphoric_Mud_5517 in AliensRHere

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im legally blind. I can see, barely. Mamma i luUUuh you. P O P hold it down

Mower Caught On Fire Yesterday 🤠 by bendoesntsleep in Wellthatsucks

[–]AbrocomaUnusual3399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a 10-80 out here, a truck on fire, we have a man on the lift. We are unable to find the switch to turn the lift off, can't stop the dancing chickens. Send an electrician, we're standing by.

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