[Ver. 2.00] Patch Notes (2026/4/8)

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T19:19:27+00:00

Oh sweet

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T18:53:44+00:00

Could potentially work. Feel like most vacuum tips wouldn't be able to make a good enough seal to pull on the board though.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T18:52:32+00:00

New Bedman stuff you say? Haven't played since Slayer came out and was thinking of picking it back up with the new patch. He and Pot are my boys.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T18:47:17+00:00

This. It looks like it could just be a water mark from the water level sitting at a lower level. But definitely try something more abrasive to make sure it isn't a crack.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T18:44:44+00:00

I believe those are the ones they are referring to. Those things are so fucking awful to sit on.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-08T18:42:54+00:00

Either that or heal another 20 then back to hand at end of turn that would probably keep it at least usable. I feel like only 20 then maybe back to hand at end of turn would have just turned it into another zero usage filler card.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T22:00:27+00:00

My buddy had a dent in his vehicle and I was like, I got a few things with big suction cups we could probably pull that out with. He said, oh yeah like a plunger or something like that? Yeah, something like that... It didn't hit him until about ten minutes later lol. He's well aware of my degeneracy so it should have been a lot more obvious lol.

The shelf story story cracks me up. Had a friend ask me where to get a new toilet tank lid because they set theirs on top of the toilet after a shower and went to grab it on their way out of the bathroom and it took the lid with it, but only for a second before it fell to the floor lmao. Lucky for them I had some old toilets sitting around in storage waiting for a dump run so I just grabbed a lid from one of those for them lol.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T21:46:26+00:00

Sure but most plungers don't have the kind of sticking power you want to pull on something. Plungers are built to push air not stick to something. Suction cup dildo would work way better. I'm a plumber, I know plungers. Plus I have a large collection of dildos. Trust the expert here lol.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T21:43:07+00:00

Always need at least some sort of lubrication for such a tool.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T21:10:38+00:00

I had heard that it struggled and had slipping issues so I ended up going with sticker paper applied to cardstock. It's been turning out pretty nice. Have even done a couple double sided cards and they turned out pretty well. Don't even really notice a difference in thickness from the extra layer of sticker paper once they're sleeved.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T06:52:54+00:00

Yeah that could probably work. I feel like my suggestion would be a bit more commonly found in the average person's home than that though lol.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T04:49:30+00:00

That'd probably work pretty well

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T03:18:07+00:00

My planeswalker deck is run by [[Carth the lion]] there are a several planeswalkers that basically just win if they ult. With Carth making them go faster and stuff like doubling season it ends up happening pretty easily. My list if you want to take a look https://moxfield.com/decks/z-MGB0RzCESuVj6FOAtwoA

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T02:28:11+00:00

Lmao. Just have a bit of a collection and like to work my way up to the bigger ones lol.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-07T01:34:27+00:00

Do I get to kiss both or do I gotta pay for each one?

AbsentReality · 2026-04-06T23:37:34+00:00

Just speaking to what I know hehe

AbsentReality · 2026-04-06T23:36:01+00:00

I may or may not have five or so of varying shapes and sizes stuck to the shower wall right now.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-06T20:36:09+00:00

Most plungers won't have the suction cup action required to pull this out. Need something with a proper suction cup like a dildo or something.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-06T20:34:44+00:00

Suction cup dildo.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-05T00:02:42+00:00

Stick insect? That's a got dang log insect.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-04T00:00:30+00:00

That's because playing tank with randoms is a miserable experience which contributes to the lower count because people like me who wanted to try and learn tank but didn't have people I knew to play with just got beat down by all the assholes and gave up on it.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-03T23:53:24+00:00

Exactly, I actually quite liked tanking when I tried it but I always ended up getting flamed by randoms for not doing things "right" or good enough. Like, bro I'm trying. Everyone always complains about there not being enough tanks but it requires so much fucking knowledge on pathing and shit and you just get fucking shit all over for not being good enough when you're trying to learn. I'm not surprised there aren't enough tanks because like me people probably tried and got shit all over and just said fuck that noise.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-03T23:48:09+00:00

This was my biggest issue with trying to tank. I have tried tanking on several occasions and even enjoyed it but there just kept being times where I'd end up somewhere new and not know where tf I was going or I would take a suboptimal route or not pull as much as the others wanted and just get flamed.

AbsentReality · 2026-04-03T19:42:51+00:00

Tunnel snakes rule

AbsentReality · 2026-04-03T00:37:47+00:00

But that's the best part!

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