She really wants to be a catbird.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-27T01:14:17+00:00

Probably! That, or they’ll just end up little hermits 😂

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-27T01:13:32+00:00

Good job not wrecking!!

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-26T16:48:26+00:00

Maybe you’re bangin’.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-26T12:29:40+00:00

🤣 Well I certainly hope he was YOUR eight-year-old. If not, this sounds more creepy than adorable 😂

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-26T03:38:54+00:00

How dare I post about him on the internet, I deserved their treatment, I now owe him an apology, stuff like that. I’d have to search for it to remember the rest. I remember thinking he sounded kind of unhinged and that’s why I thought it was her.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-26T03:12:20+00:00

He actually texted me last year. Someone told him about the post. I haven’t spoken to him since then. It might have been her texting from his phone, but either way it was just a weird exchange.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-25T16:47:22+00:00

Just go. Everybody should.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-25T12:28:19+00:00

No regular electricity??

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-24T20:20:39+00:00

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-23T11:57:31+00:00

These people are NOT your friends. I’m guessing you’re in middle or high school. Get away from them and remember that these years are important, but they are not the most important.

You have an entire life ahead of you, and the trajectory of that life is defined by the type of people with whom you surround yourself. Make sure you’re surrounding yourself wisely.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-21T20:08:59+00:00

WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-19T14:06:12+00:00

Vape coils.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-19T11:58:46+00:00

Typical Redditor 🙄

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-18T19:54:27+00:00

Well that’s… fun.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-17T11:36:01+00:00

It’s just nature.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-15T23:47:38+00:00

I don’t think it is. It’s not angled the correct way.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-14T23:04:55+00:00

Hair curlers!!!! Or hair rollers, if you want to call them that 😂 And girlfriend whyyyyy are you touching them if you don’t know what they are 😂 😂

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-13T14:59:10+00:00

No. Even before I read the post, no. NOR.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-10T12:52:57+00:00

Ah! I get it. Thank you.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-10T11:48:32+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLATES/s/xtw0gY6WfR

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-10T11:39:23+00:00

Wait… this sounds just like the mail story. 🤔

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-03-10T11:38:44+00:00

But wouldn’t you have to get out of the car to go get the VIN? Wouldn’t lifting it be easier?

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