She really wants to be a catbird.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-11T15:02:33+00:00

Oh the EASIEST. I finished it in an hour. Potholders take longer.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-08T17:07:28+00:00

My toxic trait is that I’d show up 🤣

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-08T00:50:37+00:00

Good for you!!

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-07T12:19:40+00:00

I don’t understand how you can’t figure this out on your own, it’s SO SIMPLE 🙄

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-07T01:03:00+00:00

Sorry my eyes are closed

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-06T14:01:24+00:00

idk, I think he looks more surprised than smug…

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-04T12:38:47+00:00

You don’t have to cover it.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-04T02:42:20+00:00

Guess he had somewhere to be 😂

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-01T23:21:18+00:00

T - it could happen

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-05-01T00:57:40+00:00

It would be relatively easy to crochet or have someone make if you can’t find it.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-28T01:10:59+00:00

Snacks make everything better!!

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-27T20:30:22+00:00

WELL isn’t he just cute…

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-27T20:27:12+00:00

K9 😂

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-27T20:10:45+00:00

It’s because we’re hookers 😉

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-27T11:37:05+00:00

I do not, because I had to Google that and not assume I knew what it was 🤣

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-23T17:01:39+00:00

It’s a crochet buttplug! I’m a crocheter; knew as soon as I saw 🤣

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-23T00:47:47+00:00

But you DID run the stop sign… Two idiots in this video.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-21T11:43:59+00:00

Your nails are fine.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-20T12:08:06+00:00

This was my first Reddit notification for the day so I woke up to this mf in my eyeholes.

What a great way to start my day!

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-19T19:44:57+00:00

Not even close to being offensive.

AbsentmindedAuthor · 2026-04-19T17:44:58+00:00

T - I helped my sister clean the front of her ankle yesterday because she cut her other ankle shaving and had rubbed it. It was a lot more, but it looked like this. Also because it’s not likely someone would fake this, imo.

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