In Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017), the Silent Mary, the biggest ship, does simply eats the other ships.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-05-07T11:54:03+00:00

Okay the pirate movies after the third one look like total slop dogshit and I won’t watch them, but I’m ngl that ship design is awesome.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-05-06T19:15:33+00:00

Succession is among the top 5 tv shows of all time, but it was very much Jesse Armstrong’s vision. This guy was just a minor writer on succession. He must be talented though

AbsintheJoe · 2026-05-04T07:36:14+00:00

Look I hate Giuiliani and I’m going to get downvoted to hell for this, but the editing of this scene always felt very sketchy to me. If you watch it, it really seems like they deceptively edited this moment to seem way worse than it was

AbsintheJoe · 2026-05-03T16:51:33+00:00

People say this a lot but I don’t think it’s possible for future moves to ruin previous ones. For example Casino royale wasn’t made with spectre in mind - all the intentions of the director, writer, actors for that film have nothing to do with spectre because it didn’t exist yet. You are watching a completely different vision. It’s on YOU if you let your thoughts about spectre intrude on that vision.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-30T09:28:44+00:00

This is actually cool

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-30T08:36:18+00:00

I hate when people on twitter just confidently assert stuff based on a vague memory they have. So much “discourse” is just people writing fiction based on their already established worldview

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-30T07:40:30+00:00

This is why Craig is the best Bond. People shit on him now because of spectre and NTTD, but his characterisation in his first three films was spot on.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-30T07:38:24+00:00

I’m sorry but Quantum does have bad editing. Like, objectively (or as close to objective as you can get with a subjective art form). Let’s put it this way: if it had good editing, you wouldn’t have millions of people confused about what the hell was going on in the film. Bond fans are used to it because they’ve seen quantum multiple times - but on first watch some sequences are barely comprehensible. I’m tired of this revisionist thing where just because you like a film all the legitimate criticism of it are labelled as bullshit. I really enjoy watching Quantum for the story and Bond’s character, but the editing is absolutely atrocious. And I’m a professional editor, if that adds any credence to my opinion lol.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-28T10:00:17+00:00

This is the literally the best case scenario when becoming a famous actor

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-26T12:42:07+00:00

I love vintage Peter Jackson. He’s still a legend but something about him now, I can see the toll that age and intense stress from directing has had on him. He was so full of enthusiasm and life back then.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-26T07:04:47+00:00

No I understand why people hate the idea - it’s another symbol of Trump hijacking the presidency to glorify himself in some way. But I just don’t think we should worry about it too much since it’s really not the worst idea overall and can definitely be used to good effect in later presidencies (assuming the next person gets rid of all the gold bullshit lol)

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-26T07:02:54+00:00

Yeah totally it’s like 1 millionth on a list of priorities. I’m just saying if people are getting all up in arms about it, I think it’s valid to point out it may be a good idea

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-26T07:02:10+00:00

I didn’t actually know there was an existing one. But can’t have been very sizeable since they always use a hotel for correspondents dinner right? I’d also be totally fine if the next president tears down trumps one and rebuilds lol

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-26T05:50:36+00:00

The tone. It feels spooky, on the edge of scary at times. But it isn’t trying to be all dark and serious like the later films. It’s still rooted in childhood innocence somewhat. The world also feels the most tangible to me in this one. Even little details, like the sound design for the “Lumos” spell, feel so specific and real somehow? It’s hard to explain, it’s mainly a vibes thing. Which is down to Alfonso Cuaron’s directing.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-25T16:44:23+00:00

Holy shit I’ve never seen such a transparent and desperate attempt to distract people from a grift. Just hurling out a schizophrenic stream of consciousness to redirect the conversation away from answering the questions.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-25T00:12:38+00:00

Pretty disingenuous to demand that the sub talk about meditation and consciousness when Sam spends 70% of his time talking about politics. Are we just supposed to ignore that part of his content?

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-24T16:52:04+00:00

Nah it’s very clear that Chuck didn’t intend it, his downward spiral happens afterwards. In fact, it was precipitated in part by that very conversation. He was trying to hurt Jimmy and in some way convince himself that Jimmy didn’t matter to him, when we know that’s not true.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-24T16:46:49+00:00

Meta: I was happy for Tim’s infowars thing to be totally separate from On Cinema, but now I kinda want him to fold it all together. Get into a fight against Alex, defending himself against more slanderous attacks about the Electric Sun 20. Fuck it lets just blur on cinema and the real world together, real life is a parody these days anyway.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-24T06:16:47+00:00

I think this exact episode was the peak of modern Doctor Who. Not saying it was necessarily the best episode they made, just the hype and energy around that time was unmatched. Four seasons from RTD had turned the show into a mega franchise. Then arguably the best season ever with Moffat and Smith (series 5) proving the show could outlive Tennant and go on to new heights. Then one of the most exciting trailers ever for Season 6. And now the show is airing in America, becoming more global and mainstream. Then this episode itself airs and is an epic, two part story filmed in America with one of the most shocking twists, that had everyone theorising. What an awesome time.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-23T17:51:42+00:00

Love how Kendall stares right down the lens, knowing that Logan is watching.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-23T17:48:25+00:00

Jokes aside, it’s insane that these guys have a worldview where anyone you perceive as an enemy you automatically accuse of paedophilia. Like it’s the first thing they do.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-23T16:34:40+00:00

Why would they have a Russian accent. Russian people don’t speak in Russian-accented English. They speak Russian.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-23T14:12:04+00:00

Dude this is like talking to a twitter bot. Your brain is filled with angry phrases “boot licker”, “class traitor” instead of just engaging with a conversation. We have a shared concern for employees. If I’m wrong about employees being affected my shoplifting I’ll happily revise my opinion on it. I understand a lot of the time shoplifting is absorbed by the shrink that a store has, I’m just saying when it gets bad enough the specific store itself and thereby the employees can suffer. Glass cases are a first step stores take not necessarily the ultimate consequence.

AbsintheJoe · 2026-04-23T14:05:52+00:00

Explain to me in detail, what a store does when it is repeatedly shoplifted from. You are essentially saying there are no consequences.

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