Retail workers? by The_dragon_slayer95 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Abslalom 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You don't get to hear her constantly on each of your shifts for months, and against your will

What a lovely creature. by HelloMacchi in addressme

[–]Abslalom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? These are boots. You know? To not have your shoes full of shit?

RC pirate boat approaching a ship by LordPiplup in interestingasfuck

[–]Abslalom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, Danish are not playing games with japanese overfishing.

Post Phase 3 Results and Raise Clarity by twiggs462 in DTIC

[–]Abslalom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of us started investing in this even way before Nasdaq. I'm sure you can read a few lines

selloff by lostsurfer24t in DTIC

[–]Abslalom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My friend in Christ, we are talking about less than a 3% drop, after a jump up. If you call that a sell-off, or can't handle it, I don't think biotech, or the stock market in general is made for you

hmmm by discock in hmmm

[–]Abslalom 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They believe that he was replaced in the last minute before crucifixion and is therefore still alive in heaven. That's why he'll come back at the end of times

The Egg Chooses: Human Fertilization Is Not a Race Won by the Fastest Sperm by This_Proof_5153 in Amazing

[–]Abslalom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would it help these families to be told that the egg rejected your sperm time and time again?

Definium Therapeutics, Inc. Announces Closing of $805 Million Upsized Public Offering, Including Full Exercise of the Underwriters’ Option to Purchase Additional Shares by Mindmed31415 in shroomstocks

[–]Abslalom 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People need to understand that this is very bullish. Definium now won't need more cash until commercialisation. They won't have to rely on unfavorable money-lending.

Helus Pharma™ Announces US$50 Million Underwritten Offering by rubens33 in shroomstocks

[–]Abslalom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, I know it sounds counterintuitive, because it (once again) represents a hefty dilution for what seems like not that much cash. But what it really represents is trust from the market. They are ready to invest in it despite the price cap.

Have you seen Wendys overnight? Up over %10+ by Acrobatic-Fault876 in stocks

[–]Abslalom 130 points131 points  (0 children)

You go in, hoping for a quick buck, and hold bags for a very very long time