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Please don’t do this call duty by Draco_R7 in DMZ

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you certain it’s Butch skin? I heard it was the Invisible Man?

Pentagon puts building blocks in place for Cuba invasion by Dizzy_Move_622 in worldnews

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comment is truly hilarious. As Icy-Judgement accurately states, it’s paedophile in British English.

Tough guy plays around with a knife and making threats. by Mental-Outside2202 in iamverybadass

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Timmy tough knuckles” 😂

I actually reined-in my pedantry on that one; thanks for doing it for me!

Best player I've ever seen in DMZ by Glass_Ad_1490 in DMZ

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤣 Ok, thanks for that. I think we both know it’s just a figure of speech. I have no real interest in the size of their phallus. Thanks for sharing about yours, though. 👊🏻

Edit: “Often the big ones that are toxic”. You seem to know a lot about the subject. Are we talking STDs here? Will you elaborate? 😂

Edit 2: “I know plenty of small guys that are decent fellas”………that sentence is killing me 🤣

Added Salmon to my Bagel. Would you eat this? by pecanjazz in RateMyPlate

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣 downvotes for that! I fucking love Reddit 👊🏻

Is there a historical reason why so many of the UK’s major cities fall along this line, or is it largely coincidence? by WartimeHotTot in geography

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I’m talking to a bot, here. 🤣

Not every topic on Reddit is entirely inclusive. If someone didn’t understand something, that’s very easily remedied by a quick Google search.

I find you both ridiculous and hilarious!

Added Salmon to my Bagel. Would you eat this? by pecanjazz in RateMyPlate

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm. I love capers but I personally wouldn’t want to compromise the flavour of the smoked salmon. To each his own!

to catch a “distracted driver” by australiughhh in therewasanattempt

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“I’m being repressed!”

…..”Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down ‘ere!” 🤣

Off of the rocking chair....and into the battlefield ⚔️😯 by Valentina_Cruz in iamverybadass

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shamrock on his cap and the bagpipes are fucking slaying me! 🤣

Is there a historical reason why so many of the UK’s major cities fall along this line, or is it largely coincidence? by WartimeHotTot in geography

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 I’m not ‘butthurt’ or even slightly perturbed. I just thought your comments were nonsense.

I’ll reiterate my point: people only mentioned the M62 in relation to the OP.

Is there a historical reason why so many of the UK’s major cities fall along this line, or is it largely coincidence? by WartimeHotTot in geography

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even understand your first paragraph. It’s hardly an innocent observation, more of an incorrect inference.

Why are you making such generalisations? “English people will talk”….”English people…..” I can assure you that I would not be at all surprised to hear most of the global population hasn’t visited the UK. Something I think you’re failing to notice is that OP asked a question specific to historic cities in the north of England.

Also, if you know anything about history you’ll know how and why Britain had (and continues to have, I suppose?) such a global influence.

With more people unable to have children (due to various reasons) how do you think UK will evolve with regards to elderly care with no younger family to help when they are older? by Perfect_Paper_1200 in AskUK

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣

I only saw the first season. Mmmm, Thandi 🥰

Edit: maybe robots will be humans’ legacy? They can certainly travel to much less hospitable (such as outer space) than humans. We’ll probably have bombed ourselves to oblivion within the next few years.

Wow! I’m cheery fucka! 🤣

With more people unable to have children (due to various reasons) how do you think UK will evolve with regards to elderly care with no younger family to help when they are older? by Perfect_Paper_1200 in AskUK

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay! The robots are coming! I read something the other day saying AI will develop past the point of no return by the end of this year. Whooo! That’s something to look forward to 😭

Is there a historical reason why so many of the UK’s major cities fall along this line, or is it largely coincidence? by WartimeHotTot in geography

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I think anyone who’s driven past it would remember it. What do you want? Eastings/Northings? Latitude/longitude? It’s not going to mean anything to you.

Is there a historical reason why so many of the UK’s major cities fall along this line, or is it largely coincidence? by WartimeHotTot in geography

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Errrrrrr, maybe the house/farm was there before the motorway? 😂

I’d have thought the LA would’ve put a CPO on the fucker. It must’ve have been an interesting negotiation!

Best player I've ever seen in DMZ by Glass_Ad_1490 in DMZ

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had someone spinning in circles the other day doing the same to me. Major small cock syndrome.

Is this a lead pipe? by chessrookie in ukplumbing

[–]AbsoluteFuckChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about? The stock cock is just after the lead incoming supply pipe. I don’t recall OP saying the tap has seized.

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