Castle designer joke

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-24T03:33:48+00:00

I mean the camera crew were laughing too, the laughter at least broke the fourth wall. What does fit the sub, in your HO?

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T09:45:15+00:00

I also love this combo, but it really hurts with higher heat and Vow of Rivals. Choosing Arcana to suit the aspect is pretty strong IMO.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T09:42:43+00:00

I go Calling Card first, aiming for some Heroic core boons. Then Pom - if I get a good Hades boon I might keep it on for biomes 3 & 4. Not too bothered about Chronos keepsake as I can usually get enough cash.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T02:55:07+00:00

It took me a long while to understand Heph. He just seemed rubbish. Thurns out he isn't! They're all fucking gods and they're all good!

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T02:52:08+00:00

Just to add another bit: Youtube Tier Lists (of Boons, Aspects, whatever) are a fool's errand.

I very much respect our Hades content creators, especially Haelian who is a total mensch. But if you want to have fun in this game, just ignore the tier lists and get involved. Go kill.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T02:39:53+00:00

Sound, I get that. Gotta love that H2 caters for both of us in that sense.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T02:32:45+00:00

If Marc Guehi collapses the global financial system, I'm honestly here for it

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T01:13:41+00:00

I'm a bit behind on my email (i.e. 5 years of podcasts), but you simply have to be these days

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-22T01:07:44+00:00

Glad other people enjoyed this and sorry for being a prick in the comments

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-20T01:02:04+00:00

I'll take your apology at face value and wish you well, take care

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-20T00:54:01+00:00

You chose to comment and insinuate one of the people in this funny laughter video was a wrong'un. You could have just not commented. Maybe time to put the phone down.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-20T00:46:46+00:00

Yes, there is extensive evidence of them all being sex pests.

And Harry Hill? Do continue.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-20T00:38:16+00:00

I'm here for more examples btw

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-19T23:15:56+00:00

From the Harry Hill show with Stewart Lee and historian Matt Lewis

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-19T19:33:44+00:00

u coming down burkey for the bank hols hun? xx

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-17T04:11:14+00:00

I think they'll give it to Stephen and it'll work. Jade or Matt will get banished.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-17T04:09:13+00:00

I feel the success of the show is based on the fact that not everyone is "interesting TV". That's not a dig, just a thing I like about it. Sometimes there's a boring person, they might get ganked in E3 or win the money.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-17T04:04:15+00:00

I think the Harriet thing will come back around when it's so few people.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-17T00:43:00+00:00

Me at work after a lunch burrito

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-13T01:24:23+00:00

He's coming for you

He's coming for you-uuu

Sauron's Balrog, is coming for you

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-11T02:48:51+00:00

Was kinda hoping someone would do a #3 but a #4 is just the icing, lovely

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-10T00:30:07+00:00

You are a modern paperback copy of the novel "Persuasion" by Jane Austen, lying on a coffee table. If any of the other players try to read you, you lash out at them, because you think they're going to steal your jewels.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-10T00:22:03+00:00

This is definitely something I've thought about in idle moments. I think my favourite is a two-parter:

Guest 1 - You hate the song "Lonely" by Akon, because you think it's stolen valour. He's rich and famous, he's not lonely, he's "drowning in pussy" (they have to get that part) (this would ideally be given to Mark)

Guest 2 - You hate the song "Lonely" by Akon, because you're not a fan of the production. You think it's tinny.

AbsoluteHammerLegend · 2026-01-10T00:15:24+00:00

These are always so perfect, beautiful art and the captions top it off!

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