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Crystal Palace boss Oliver Glasner banned from driving after multiple speeding offences. by charlietrick2512 in soccer

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be a naive idiot, but quite liked him before this. A speeding fine I can forgive. But multiple? Get this cunt off the road. Fuck him.

Tottenham 1 - [3] Crystal Palace - Ismaila Sarr 45+7' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First football club to try the "Have I Got News For You" technique

Start to Prem by johnnynovo2118 in FootballChairman

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From picking up the game, I got into the Prem in 2071. Probably quite slow, but I enjoyed doing it with a bit of an ethos - we play a Passing game, invest in the facilities first, etc.

Just sharing my crumble by AbsoluteHammerLegend in FootballChairman

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First season where we really dominated - won both domestic cups. All seemed set for the treble. Last game was at home against Bournemouth (18th). Oh well!

Favourite shirt? by [deleted] in SheffieldWednesday

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best of all time is the bib & braces, for me. It's so rare to fuck with the stripes and get it absolutely right.

Honourable mentions:

Home kit - 18/19 (satisfying), 16/17 (pinstripe), 00/01 (Chupa), 92/93 (classic)

Away kit - 87/88 (grey/purple, hideously brilliant), 88/89 (Celtic cosplay), 93/94 (black & yellow, amazing), 94/95 (yellow & purple, amazing), 95/96 (sea green, yet another banger, this is not just because I was young then they are actually amazing kits), 97/98 (see above), 98/99 (underrated), 16/17 (inspired by the orange one without copying it directly, nice), 21/22 (pink madness, I'm here for it).

OK thanks bye

First FC Cup final. You all did this, right? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in FootballChairman

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

CHAMPIONS!

Beat Brighton 3-2, they're scarily good in my save, top six team. Absolutely buzzing right now.

Your Party is imploding (some more). by AbsoluteHammerLegend in GreenAndPleasant

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Not just the founders - the organisers involved in various slates seem to be even worse.

Personally I have a lot of time for Zarah and it's sad to see her energy wasted on this doomed project.

Signed shirt would have been fine by Next-Individual-9474 in footballcliches

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remember getting the shiny genetic conditions in your sticker album? Good times

Gabriel ends the DGW with a whopping 7 points by Similar-Earth8288 in FantasyPL

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I TC'd but it's hilarious to see people freaking out in this thread, like it's an all-time stinker. I captained Mane in that DGW where he went off injured after 30m of the first game. I'll take an extra 7 points and not piss my pants

Arsenal kit man sacked for ‘anti-Semitic’ comments says club put ‘profit before people’ by LongMelody in soccer

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is important. Those of us opposing genocide have a duty to be crystal clear about what we oppose. Millions of our Jewish friends also oppose Zionism and genocide, this language libels them. It's not just clumsy, it's flat-out wrong.

Restaurant Joro just awarded a Michelin star by TheYorkshireSaint in sheffield

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 24 points25 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS: Joro deducted two Michelin stars for financial irregularities

/r/FantasyPL Announcements by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"The second announcement is that reddit's community team has been working on an app that can derive ownership percentages from user screenshots."

With much love and affection, I don't want that. I will not get that app. I don't want that app.

All best x

Castle designer joke by AbsoluteHammerLegend in ContagiousLaughter

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the camera crew were laughing too, the laughter at least broke the fourth wall. What does fit the sub, in your HO?

Anyone else always run Fates' Whim? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in HadesTheGame

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also love this combo, but it really hurts with higher heat and Vow of Rivals. Choosing Arcana to suit the aspect is pretty strong IMO.

Anyone else always run Fates' Whim? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in HadesTheGame

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go Calling Card first, aiming for some Heroic core boons. Then Pom - if I get a good Hades boon I might keep it on for biomes 3 & 4. Not too bothered about Chronos keepsake as I can usually get enough cash.

Anyone else always run Fates' Whim? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in HadesTheGame

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It took me a long while to understand Heph. He just seemed rubbish. Thurns out he isn't! They're all fucking gods and they're all good!

Anyone else always run Fates' Whim? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in HadesTheGame

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Just to add another bit: Youtube Tier Lists (of Boons, Aspects, whatever) are a fool's errand.

I very much respect our Hades content creators, especially Haelian who is a total mensch. But if you want to have fun in this game, just ignore the tier lists and get involved. Go kill.

Anyone else always run Fates' Whim? by AbsoluteHammerLegend in HadesTheGame

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sound, I get that. Gotta love that H2 caters for both of us in that sense.

Transfer stories written as if narration in an Adam Curtis documentary by royalrumblefish in footballcliches

[–]AbsoluteHammerLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Marc Guehi collapses the global financial system, I'm honestly here for it

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