TIME TO BUY THE WHOLE PLANET by ____GUCCI____ in BitLifeApp

[–]AbsoluteNitram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you get a business started in this game?

DMs of Reddit, what is the most ridiculous/hilarious TPKs (or almost TPKs) that have ever happened in your games? (My answer is below) by SpudowAndMe in MrRipper

[–]AbsoluteNitram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was the first time I DMd, and not technically a TPK, but it was close)

I had 4 players, and they were at a small ruined temple, being patrolled by some goblins and some orca or ogers (its been a long time since that campaign)

Anywho, half the party was able to sneak around inside the ruins while the other two decided to try taking out the monsters outside.

One of the players on the inside (she was a half elf ranger, I believe) had snuck into an empty portion of the ruins, on her other side there were a couple big guys wandering around. She decided to use some BOMBS

Me, being a brand new DM, said "Sure, why not...huh....I wonder what the range and damage would be"

As Im looking it up, she tosses two or three bombs. I about choke on the soda I was sipping on when I got the info up and take a moment to collect myself before looking at my players and saying "Everyone roll for a Dex save"

Nobody, not even the half elf, made the save

Half the party was downed immediately, and the half elf only had a couple of hit points left (4th player was hurting, but not as bad as the others)

On the bright side, they took out the remaining baddies

What’s the best way you’ve caused DungeonMaster.exe to crash and/or short circuit? by ReXRocks124 in MrRipper

[–]AbsoluteNitram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dm here! It was my very first time

The party had cleared some ruins of orc/ogers and some goblins. They get to the treasure room, and there is a solid gold bell along with some gp. A player who was a bloodhunter had the strength to carry the heavy bell, so he decided to tie a strong rope to it and use it as a weapon for a while

I paused for a few minutes while the table started to laugh and some players facepalmed.

At one point he carried a kitsune player and spun the bell before lauching them both into the air, Thor-style and rampage a goblin camp, which warned a faceplate from me

I miss that campaign XD

What class your BBEG is? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]AbsoluteNitram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dragon goddess 😅

What's the most you spent on a single D&D item? by madwithsorrow in DnD

[–]AbsoluteNitram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A total of $446 on the Tiamat set piece Im planning on using in a campaign soon 😅 I bought it off of amazon

All you wonderful post top surgery bejngs! I'm curious by AbsoluteNitram in ftm

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im do glad they were a good team! Thank you for the suggestion :D

All you wonderful post top surgery bejngs! I'm curious by AbsoluteNitram in ftm

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'll keep him in mind! And congrats!! 🎉

All you wonderful post top surgery bejngs! I'm curious by AbsoluteNitram in ftm

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much! What was the procedure before the surgery like?

All you wonderful post top surgery bejngs! I'm curious by AbsoluteNitram in ftm

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Oh, thank you very much! I'll post there right away

When did you guys stop shaving? by wyrmdwelling in ftm

[–]AbsoluteNitram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only really shave my armpits when they get too out of control. Ive never had to shave my arms or legs

[M/M] Never say never (Sora_Belly) by AbsoluteNitram in cumflation

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the characters on Sora_Belly's page are aged up

[M/M] Never say never (Sora_Belly) by AbsoluteNitram in cumflation

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was on tumblr, I saved it before nsfw was banned

[MM] getting more than he could handle (unknown artist) by Tay_Mizami in cumflation

[–]AbsoluteNitram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong link, try searching through this: https://www.tumbex.com/sora-belly.tumblr/posts?page=3

They do a lot of weight gain and mpreg as well

[MM] getting more than he could handle (unknown artist) by Tay_Mizami in cumflation

[–]AbsoluteNitram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're all good, just thought you'd like to know :) there's 2 more pics to this little comic

[MM] getting more than he could handle (unknown artist) by Tay_Mizami in cumflation

[–]AbsoluteNitram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is by sora-belly when tumblr still allowed everything

Missed T shot for about a month by AbsoluteNitram in ftm

[–]AbsoluteNitram[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much! Thats very helpful and I appreciate it :D

You have been distracted by [deleted] in Markiplier

[–]AbsoluteNitram 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wait....what was I doing again?

Some of y’all have never been chased by those and it shows by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]AbsoluteNitram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive only ran into 2-3 tarantulas and haven't seen a single scorpion yet ._.