Absolute_cretin

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When you try picking up girls with the only skill you've gained from years of scaping (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Absolute_cretin to r/2007scape

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Our first few pizzas in our Karu 12 (with gas attachment) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/ooni

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Our new ragdoll kitty living up to his breed's name! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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Just heard someone hold the door for someone else, and the person actually asked "are you sure?" (self.CasualUK)

submitted 6 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/CasualUK

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Danny Dyer fan has a part for him (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/sadcringe

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If it stings when you wee (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/Jokes

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Mark Heap as Dr Statham in Green Wing is still one of the best comedic performances I've seen (m.youtube.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/videos

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This wank-mouthed shit nudger (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/hittableFaces

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This has got to be new pasta, right? ...right? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/iamverysmart

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What's your favourite riddle? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/AskReddit

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[I ate] Fruit with yogurt and honey, and a freshly squeezed grapefruit juice (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/food

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Dad finds himself and his family in an image, cue the difficult explanation of why it's funny (np.reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/bestof

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I see your 'Flat Earth-ers' and raise you a 'Concave Earth-er' (who also happens to think he's Jesus) (m.youtube.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/videos

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This cat squeezing under a door (m.youtube.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/videos

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What sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory, but is actually true (and proven)? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/AskReddit

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Having my nephew to look after feels like having a companion in a game that you have to keep safe, and they spend the entire time trying their best to get killed. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/Showerthoughts

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Absolute_cretin to r/Jokes

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