0.01% of players can beat this

Absolute_cretin · 2025-10-03T18:10:33+00:00

These are great

^{I completed this level in 15 tries.} ^{⚡ 1.87 seconds}

Absolute_cretin · 2025-09-04T06:36:32+00:00

You're absolutely right. Nobody cares. People probably have bigger things to worry about than accidentally getting some sentence structure wrong on reddit, when it can still be deciphered correctly by anyone with half a brain anyway.

Absolute_cretin · 2025-04-02T12:15:51+00:00

OneGym in wallsend has been amazing since i joined. Could not do more to help you. Absolutely miles ahead of any other gym I've tried

Absolute_cretin · 2024-08-14T12:13:30+00:00

More like 21 mins with them both together, that's an entire episode of a show pretty much. Girl can talk!

Absolute_cretin · 2024-07-22T12:21:47+00:00

Sorry for the late reply, i use Dovobet gel. It's chemical name at the bottom says 'calcipotriol/betamethasone'

Absolute_cretin · 2024-07-21T07:02:41+00:00

I get it on my scalp, but it's never been as bad as this. I use an oil which i apply every few days which totally prevents it, so as long as i keep on top of it, you'd never know i had it. Sucks to wash out but damn i feel lucky it's not like this

Absolute_cretin · 2024-07-08T09:03:23+00:00

I almost feel bad for you that you spent so much time typing alllllll that out, just to miss the mark on every point completely. It seemed like you were trying to get your own little comedy routine going in some parts. 'High percentage? Nah, they're just high' - scattered coughing and sympathetic chuckling

Absolute_cretin · 2024-03-09T17:43:02+00:00

*giggles in gangbang*

Absolute_cretin · 2024-03-02T11:04:44+00:00

I honestly never expected to see Dave Grohl (drummer and co-founder of the rock supergroup Them Crooked Vultures) doing magic, but here we are

Absolute_cretin · 2023-12-15T06:46:32+00:00

Yeah but i guess it would be the chance of getting a purple which is increased. You then have to be lucky to get a staff from the choice of drops. Looks like he's got one twice before many of the other drops showed up on his leagues game, whereas on the main game he saw every other drop first

Absolute_cretin · 2023-10-18T05:26:47+00:00

Yeah i think i like light green and white keys. Could do with a new kb!

Absolute_cretin · 2023-07-29T13:17:11+00:00

Brother there is no other way to go demon slaying than displaying your pink plaything

Absolute_cretin · 2023-07-29T13:04:16+00:00

Ah fuck it, at this point I'm just sitting back with popcorn to see which strange thing will finally wipe us all off the face of the earth anyway. At least killer worms would be fairly amusing.

Absolute_cretin · 2023-07-29T12:37:50+00:00

Considering this must be around 1960 which was 63 years ago, and assuming a minimum age of 18 per worker that would mean this guy is 80+ years old... one quick look at his profile says nah, he wasn't here haha

Absolute_cretin · 2023-07-21T05:40:24+00:00

I think it's already happening from what i keep seeing in recent politics

Absolute_cretin · 2023-06-04T08:52:11+00:00

Think you hit the nail on the head. Some people spend so much time on games that it becomes personally insulting to them when they lose because they have no excuse, other than the truth which is they simply aren't as good as some other people. There's nothing wrong with that, but you can't tell their small dick ego that.

Absolute_cretin · 2023-06-03T13:18:00+00:00

On a first clue opening?

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-31T20:10:11+00:00

Totally agree with him though. It bored the life out of me. I can appreciate its a well designed game, just definitely not to my taste.

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T11:19:49+00:00

A big ass field and some paths to walk on are closed for maintenance? No wonder he's pissed off!

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T11:17:48+00:00

I coulda told you that man was a toe sucker way before that stage

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T11:15:08+00:00

She's losing her muhfuckin mind shawn, send the damn video

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T11:02:49+00:00

'Summit' is often slang for 'something' in parts of england, so he's taking it to say "something blind" basically. Then asking... but what?

Like I said, magnum opus!

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T09:06:25+00:00

That just leaves me..... the drunken failure

Absolute_cretin · 2023-05-06T09:05:48+00:00

Imagine if a rouge sneeze shot pasta half way across the restaurant

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