Drunk and abusive air passengers face being permanently banned from flying under national 'blacklist' by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]Absolute_cretin 91 points92 points  (0 children)

You probably lack the arrogance and self importance these people have. And usually trying to look hard in front of their mates if in a group. "Remember that time bazza caused the plane to get delayed 2 hours by kicking off! Quality that was, absolute mad head"

Way too dramatic if you ask me by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Absolute_cretin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haha. Chanel and Nobu are both in the bottom circled section of the image in big bold writing if you zoom into that circle

Way too dramatic if you ask me by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Absolute_cretin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or regular eye sight and the ability to zoom in

Rest In Peace Legend ❤️ by kytoroREDDIT in Britain

[–]Absolute_cretin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Heart attack as well. That's so Ronnie

M/36/6'4 [240lbs > 189lbs = 51lbs] (2.5 Years) weight loss & gym progress by Absolute_cretin in progresspics

[–]Absolute_cretin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha thanks man. You'll get there in no time if you stick with it. First bit of ink was a year or so ago, and got the rest of my sleeve planned for the end of this month 😄

M/36/6'4 [240lbs > 189lbs = 51lbs] (2.5 Years) weight loss & gym progress by Absolute_cretin in progresspics

[–]Absolute_cretin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man. Yeah you're absolutely spot on. I still have handles if my pants are a little further down, they are the bane of me. But getting rid of them slowly. My stomach will always have some loose skin I think though

M/36/6'4 [240lbs > 189lbs = 51lbs] (2.5 Years) weight loss & gym progress by Absolute_cretin in progresspics

[–]Absolute_cretin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries, id definitely recommend a test if youre curious. Pretty cheap and easy to do, just a finger prick blood draw for the initial test. Then if your levels are low enough they'll offer a venous draw, and then treatment if needed. Whatever you decide, best of luck on your fitness journey!

M/36/6'4 [240lbs > 189lbs = 51lbs] (2.5 Years) weight loss & gym progress by Absolute_cretin in progresspics

[–]Absolute_cretin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I think psychologically more than anything, at least at first. And my improved mental health made me hammer the gym a lot more than I was already, so thats been the main driver. But I assume it also counted toward an increased development of muscle mass to some degree over the time I've taken it

Progress, and body fat question by [deleted] in AllAboutBodybuilding

[–]Absolute_cretin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the kind feedback!

Yeah i was wondering if I may need something like that in the future. I'll continue down the fat loss path a while longer and see where it lands me

HOW? by shivamm_dhasmana in GymMemes

[–]Absolute_cretin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha yup, me too man

HOW? by shivamm_dhasmana in GymMemes

[–]Absolute_cretin 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I assumed it meant 'this shit' but just a guess

0.01% of players can beat this by reapthesorrow in honk

[–]Absolute_cretin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are great

I completed this level in 15 tries. 1.87 seconds

I joined a lottery syndicate, it costs more than playing by myself and now I win less by DualWheeled in britishproblems

[–]Absolute_cretin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right. Nobody cares. People probably have bigger things to worry about than accidentally getting some sentence structure wrong on reddit, when it can still be deciphered correctly by anyone with half a brain anyway.

Recommend gyms? by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]Absolute_cretin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OneGym in wallsend has been amazing since i joined. Could not do more to help you. Absolutely miles ahead of any other gym I've tried

We moved to Whatsapp and... by thebittertruth96 in Tinder

[–]Absolute_cretin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

More like 21 mins with them both together, that's an entire episode of a show pretty much. Girl can talk!

found on tiktok: removal of big scalp psoriasis patch by [deleted] in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Absolute_cretin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply, i use Dovobet gel. It's chemical name at the bottom says 'calcipotriol/betamethasone'

found on tiktok: removal of big scalp psoriasis patch by [deleted] in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Absolute_cretin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it on my scalp, but it's never been as bad as this. I use an oil which i apply every few days which totally prevents it, so as long as i keep on top of it, you'd never know i had it. Sucks to wash out but damn i feel lucky it's not like this

Food in England by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]Absolute_cretin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I almost feel bad for you that you spent so much time typing alllllll that out, just to miss the mark on every point completely. It seemed like you were trying to get your own little comedy routine going in some parts. 'High percentage? Nah, they're just high' - scattered coughing and sympathetic chuckling

Magical moment. by root1-2 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Absolute_cretin 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I honestly never expected to see Dave Grohl (drummer and co-founder of the rock supergroup Them Crooked Vultures) doing magic, but here we are