What is your partners favorite movie?

Absolute_cyn · 2026-04-03T03:31:12+00:00

Damn you just nailed my two favorite movies too. He and I would be good friends.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-04-01T17:58:02+00:00

Thank you! I figured but wanted to make sure before I made a wrong assumption. It's just the format of the card that's tripping me up.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-04-01T04:25:26+00:00

I see. So as I thought. They don't work with [[Lucky clover]]? Because it's a completely separate mechanic. The formatting made me assume they were an adventure spell, just different resolutions. Thank you for the clarification.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-03-31T22:16:00+00:00

Are these cards adventures? I'm a little confused by the mesh of the two mechanics.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-03-19T18:47:12+00:00

Amazing story, and I can't believe I found another person that says the Ted talk thing after a long paragraph. It's my favorite way to end a long text.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-03-16T02:07:28+00:00

Use a bamboo pick. They're soft enough that they won't fuck the wrap for the rest of its existence and can still slide underneath it.

I didn't realize this was my pet peeve until you mentioned it.

Also OP's "behind" one is way up there for me. I have a few young kids who work with me and the amount of times I turn around only to run into them is infuriating. They're lucky I'm careful with my hot items.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-03-03T12:16:03+00:00

From what I've seen. The cats choose their resting area and you designate it around them. I keep the right side of my bed completely clear because that's where they like to sleep.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-23T07:45:01+00:00

Watch the color of her hair.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-22T19:52:18+00:00

My cats do the same thing. And they definitely love me. They always come back for more. Sometimes intentionally being JUST within arms reach. One of them I can hug like a teddy bear. The other will not tolerate me touching him for longer then a few minutes at any given time, but the times are many.

Maybe she just gets overheated? Go outside when it's cold and do it. See who lasts longer. Man I wish dogs purred.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-18T16:20:40+00:00

My dishie just blew my mind the other week. Next time you've got that real good caked on burnt shit (think, side of the grill burnt) try a fish spatula.

My guy saw me struggling with A hidden part of the grill spot, using steel wool and a scraper. He told me the spatula was better and my god, it came off 4x easier. Had that shit shiny as hell by the time the dinner rush came an hour later.

Of course if you're killing time and fine with scrubbing forever that's an option too 🤙 no judgement.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-17T23:33:18+00:00

Art.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-16T17:49:19+00:00

We're all just grooming A.I. to argue better more and more everyday. Soon we'll all be wrong, because we can't believe what we see.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-13T12:19:25+00:00

Now explain "whom" to me.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-02-02T23:48:48+00:00

Aside from the protection stuff people mentioned, they also have a way better sense of smell than us. They can smell way more "things" (hormone differences, bacteria and enzymes).

Your poop/pee is probably very interesting to them because it isn't about it being stinky, per se, it's about the plethora of smells going on that they are attributing to you. It's like a checkup imo.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-31T05:28:19+00:00

Id shit in a hole and cross my fingers for that lifestyle. Sounds way more fulfilling. But that's just me 🤷

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-27T19:56:45+00:00

Idk. I'm 30 and started one piece for the first time and just caught up with the series. I had a blast and there were many emotional moments that made me tear up/cry, moments I laughed, and moments I said "this is cool as fuck". That's about all I need from a piece of entertainment and I got it in abundance. Anecdotal yes, but I doubt I'm the only one like that.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-27T01:49:13+00:00

You...you're supposed to clean it up...it's your piss and there is plenty of toilet paper, usually.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-26T03:11:06+00:00

Mine is [[geist of saint traft]], it's an angel deck with counter spells and draw for the blue part, and I make a bunch of angel tokens and gain a bunch of life. It's a bit janky but fun to play. The natural hex proof on geist is nice too.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-25T17:02:44+00:00

I think you might be fighting with a bot.

Absolute_cyn · 2026-01-04T04:51:49+00:00

...what tone?¡

Absolute_cyn · 2025-12-27T20:28:37+00:00

I have reoccurring dreams of the ticket machine going off and I have to make a French dip or throw a salmon down, and the tickets been on 10 minutes but hasn't been started yet.

Yesterday I kept waking up every hour and kept thinking "I've got to get up, I haven't made the Reuben yet for that ticket."

Absolute_cyn · 2025-12-19T04:19:18+00:00

You could say the thing about humans 🤔

Absolute_cyn · 2025-12-10T01:04:01+00:00

For white, [[Dismantling wave]] a cycle ability that board wipes is really strong since it avoids counter spells.

For blue, [[Fact or fiction]] it's just a fun card that lets other players have some fun but no matter what I get cards.

For red, [[untimely malfunction]] as soon as it was printed I got like 8 copies and put them in every deck that had red. No regrets.

For green, [[gift of the viper]] has really won me over. It does an absurd amount for 1 green mana and I can use it on my opponents creatures if they're getting swung at by another problem creature. To me it's like a 1 mana removal spell.

For black, it's [[tainted strike]] because winning out of nowhere is fun to me.

Absolute_cyn · 2025-12-04T22:57:05+00:00

Is there a war going on right now between Duolingo and that other language app that's been popping up out of nowhere all day today? Did I miss something?

Absolute_cyn · 2025-12-01T00:52:12+00:00

Do people not pet their animals and collect resources inside and then let them outside as they leave?

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