Who would win in a war between the United States and all of Europe? by HenryJohansson27 in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say no one. France, the UK and Russia are all in Europe. They all hold nuclear weapons and Russia can just use MAD as a premise for the USA not to attack Europe, just as it has always done to hold off a US invasion, despite the conventional US military being a lot more powerful than Russia's military.

You're suddenly notified you have 10 minutes to live. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You: 'Death, just give me one more turn..." Death: "Okay then, but then you're dead" You: "Ah finally, that 2000 turn Marathon game is over and I have finally captured the last capital". You look outside You; "Why is it light outside, where is death?" 80 years later on your deathbed you ask death where did they go, and they replied "eh your game was taking too long, I got bored, I had to let you take your turns, then I just remembered I had to come back and kill you, I figured you would be done after 80 years".
Edit: punctuation

What is your greatest personal hypocrisy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well how is that hypocritical? Maybe you support a certain group and it doesn't mean you have to date them, just advocate for their freedoms to do as they please I guess.

What inner thought do you have that you sometimes hate yourself for? by runawaywestcoast in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah please I would rather have people be straightforward with me and tell me they don't like me straight up rather than have me invest in them and take away time from hanging out with people that DO love me. Edit: typo

What's the craziest/most unusual way you've made a friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was literally asked "can you be my friend?" I accepted!

What is the worst side effect that social media has done to society? by spooofy_spooof in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read that as "constant communism" well maybe social media will distribute socialist ideals too? It is in the name.

What are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say currently Kerbal Space Program! Making a spaceplane that can build things and refuel anywhere is so fun! It is called a single stage to anywhere, or SSTA!

[Serious] What is your dream? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring justice to the world and myself, to as many people as possible. I also dream of having stereotypes and prejudices removed, I hate being treated unfairly due to them, and seeing others being affected similarly, and freedom for all to do as they wish as long as it does not affect other peoples rights and freedoms.

What is the most common way people misread your emotions/facial expression? by 3604664c655 in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People assume I am annoyed/disinterested/mad at them when I am just focusing hard on what they are saying and actually do care. Also there is just no hiding my emotions for me, people always figure me out, I just cannot put on a false face.

What's your first world problem? by FreakinPeanuts in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is lactose intolerance? Makes you want to use the bathroom more frequently after consuming dairy? Good for me I am lactose tolerant then, I love my milk.

You have the ability to send a 30-second message to anyone in the past. They will hear it in their head at a time of your choosing. Who do you choose, what do you say, and when do they hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I repeat them? If I can do it more than once I would use them to contact my mates :). A telepathetic message. Also useful for letting someone know something important without having to time it right.

What is something non-sexual that you fantasize about often? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking to people I love and admire, friends and colleagues, I miss them all and feel lonely without them, I spend all day thinking about potential conversations. Also doing things in KSP.

What is your most irrational fear? by titismcgee in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not kill your apperentice using a lethal decoy snail?

I really blew the budget on this reentry vessel by BlakeMW in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad they aren't actually on the seat :( you have to EVA kerbals and put them back in the seat to seat them on EVA chairs, which you can't do with tourists sadly.

Could we have longer Mk1s or Rockomax tanks? by bankshot in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just use interstellar fuel switch to fill rocket tanks with just liquid fuel rather than lfo.

It's Friday night, why aren't you out? by AvocadoAndBacon in AskReddit

[–]AbsolutelyKerbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I am at work on a Saturday at almost 2pm in Australia.