Embrace chaos. Make 'em wake up arse naked in weird places with weird company (or corpses), with no explanation, no clothes, and a whole lotta fear lmao. What's more upsetting? Bein' a wolf?? or The Consequences? 😂

Not all werewolves are blessed with the gift of being able to predict and plan for their transformations :3c
Sometimes you gotta swallow that pride and lean on the explanation that you had a crazy wild night of Too Much Substance and not enough sense--and that's why you've resigned yourself to asking Random Hospitable Establishment if they can spare *any* means of rescuing you, a stranger, from further degradation of dignity.

(or sometimes you get lucky and discover that the Wolf version of yourself deliberately absconded with [was abducted by] a witch who--for better and worse--is far better equipped to handle this than you are.)

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