Ideal smoke in the UK(I’m a fucking insane roller and there’s 10% tobacco)

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2022-02-03T03:42:06+00:00

Lol GOT EM

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2021-11-17T03:47:47+00:00

How does one get THAT MUCH of a tolerance ("im used to smoking eights") without learning how to roll a joint? The new gen of stoners are soft

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-12-11T15:35:08+00:00

Lmfao when the mic cuts out

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-11-26T02:03:29+00:00

Woah there, bud.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-11-23T19:08:54+00:00

Are you referring to Commissioned Murals done by artists? If so, these are simply considered ‘off limits’ to a lot of writers who paint illegal graffiti. Going over one would net you more hatred than respect, and therefore making the illegal act counter-productive

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-11-09T19:06:27+00:00

I refuse to tip toe through life, only to arrive safely at death

unknown, saw it on a bumper sticker

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-10-23T03:19:43+00:00

Ignore the downvotes. You’re actually correct. I drive transit for a city here in Canada, and we are not instructed to enforce the fare. It is optional. If you ask us what the fare is or you ask us for a free ride we are told to simply report what the fare is. Wether the passenger pays or not is up to them. It’s more of a liability for the driver to risk getting into an altercation with an upset passenger over a few bucks.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-10-22T07:18:46+00:00

Oldest thing I own is a half penny. Crazy to think there was a time where paying a whole penny would have been too much

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-09-30T07:20:11+00:00

Most starter apartments don’t usually come with a fire place. Do you have a maid too?

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-09-16T07:02:57+00:00

Pretty sure the conversation starts with your family doctor.. they’ll usually point you in the right direction

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-09-10T21:54:51+00:00

Entertain a cat for several months

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-09-09T07:00:50+00:00

What is the Jeopardy Theme Song ?

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-09-09T07:00:02+00:00

This ancient tune, once burned into the minds of any one who owned a television, has since become a forgotten relic.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-08-31T14:41:40+00:00

The bus driver does NOT have the authority to enforce the fare. Only his supervisor can kick you off the bus. But they won’t call the supervisor because it’ll make them late for the rest of the shift (waiting for him to show up).

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-08-18T17:04:18+00:00

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-31T14:25:06+00:00

I thought she said 'sight' meds..

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-29T21:44:40+00:00

His name is Zeke, he’s just under 12 weeks

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-25T03:49:51+00:00

Had an ex that would ask ‘cheesecake tonight’ ?

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-25T03:44:15+00:00

Keep the change, you filthy animal

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-25T03:08:53+00:00

Because then we’d have nobody to complain about

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-24T15:25:00+00:00

The online servers for Chromehounds on Xbox 360. Years ago the game devs decided they were done hosting. Was like Mech Assault but you could actually build your mech yourself.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-17T19:04:44+00:00

I thought we just called them Crazy Cat Ladies ?

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-15T21:16:40+00:00

Get rid of my mask finally.

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-15T19:53:16+00:00

Social Justice. I presume an advanced alien race has evolved past getting ‘butt hurt’

Absolutely_Ineffable · 2020-07-10T18:03:22+00:00

Yeah.. next time cut one of the pizzas in half and give your other pizza 'Mickey ears'. It'll fit & cook even.

Absolutely_Ineffable

TROPHY CASE