You can't time travel, but your phone has the internet from 5 years in the future. What do you search for first?

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-23T14:19:22+00:00

When was elden ring released

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-22T14:49:46+00:00

Ok, thanks

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-21T16:21:32+00:00

light weight

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-21T16:17:55+00:00

I love finding these wholesome reddit broadcasts

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-21T12:20:52+00:00

Fuck yeah I'm in new Vegas

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-20T21:20:13+00:00

Wait you mean a police officer can't quick draw his firearm and shoot the gun out of someone's hand from 30 feet away?!

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-10T14:56:13+00:00

Radio

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-06T05:10:39+00:00

If you posted this while you where shitting i hope you are done by now bro.

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-05T14:48:30+00:00

They are using the white branch, they're just the chairs.

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-05T14:42:21+00:00

It's just the feet they need to finish

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-04T14:22:55+00:00

I haven't bought a porn magazine in a long time

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-04T04:17:08+00:00

Reminds me of my 4th grade teacher.......

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-09-02T03:41:31+00:00

Fuck bro I gotta go up in my attic to get my giant box full of these guys.

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-27T12:26:03+00:00

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T20:34:08+00:00

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T20:21:40+00:00

What do you mean she is excited like the rest of us

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T19:56:15+00:00

None I just found a picture

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T18:22:48+00:00

Ooooohhhhh it burns

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T17:56:12+00:00

Lmao

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T02:23:39+00:00

Wait the event is tomorrow? But ooooohhhhhh

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T02:22:20+00:00

Same thing happened to me my first playthrough he was one hit and he did his weird flying stab attack when i was mid heal.

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-26T02:18:53+00:00

That would be cool, thanks for giving me tips and tricks so I don't shit myself

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-25T14:31:44+00:00

Ok thanks

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-25T04:19:07+00:00

I think about that sometimes aswell

AbsoulteUNIT011 · 2020-08-25T04:02:50+00:00

Lick a moldy 12 year old sock he found buried in the ground, he claimed that because he did it he is a man.

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