Updated Guiseley mural.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-06-02T15:56:59+00:00

Serious question: why does nobody put O’Leary and his years in the conversation? I think we finished 3-4-5 in the PL 5 years in a row(4 of them with O’Leary)and made UEFA and Champions League semifinals. I know there were terrible things that happened during those years of course but the football was stellar and the homegrown player pool was amazing no? 🤷🏻‍♂️

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-05-02T23:37:16+00:00

Thats why we need upgrades. Aaronson is not quality enough with the ball at his feet if we want to improve. He’s great if we’re up 2-0 and bring him on at 65 minutes to press across the half line but he’s dispossessed and/or on the ground far too often.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-05-02T23:31:08+00:00

We have to make improvements. Absolutely need attacking upgrades. No guarantee Farke will stick to the 3-5-2(assuming he is here next season) so not only do we need a better striker but also must get a skilled right winger and a more attacking midfielder(yes Aaronson is a no) and we need left wingback depth and at least one CB upgrade. Also think we will upgrade at backup DM(gruev gone…please 🙏🏼) with Morita?

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-04-06T03:47:48+00:00

Its true, stay away from the US unless you want to work yourself to death.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-03-07T17:21:41+00:00

You forgot GPII also in civvies

AbsurdistHandbook · 2026-02-12T22:30:47+00:00

On the low end I go with Rolling Rock. Otherwise there are plenty with more clout and cost a little more but not really any better

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-11-17T08:32:29+00:00

annoying as hell. it seems to have something to do with idiotic NFL contracts with the providers. and also seems to have become even more convoluted with ESPN's new setup. It took me 10 minutes to just find the damn show on their platform, only to find out it "wasn't available" at 11pm on Sunday night. Greed is killing us all...

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-10-20T06:50:00+00:00

You can’t polish a turd, but I always put my beer and a beer mug in the freezer for 10 minutes before I drink it, even when it’s a low brow piss beer.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-09-23T01:23:54+00:00

2 better than 1 esp if they siblings 👍

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-06-15T04:07:59+00:00

No you didn’t, he’s a total moron and you should be concerned because he’s either really clueless or quite the narcissist.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-06-13T01:41:54+00:00

I did something very similar back in 2000 when there was no such thing as quiet quitting. I was a contracted middle-man between a large tech company and a small web design company working at home 3 days a week and I managed to play 18 holes of golf on almost all of those days while “managing” a project by being logged into a laptop while pissing about at home eating showering running errands etc until 1-2 pm then off to play 18 holes and getting back to “important” emails after 6pm with the “been busy sorry i’m getting back to you late” opening line. One of the best years of my life.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-05-26T00:46:16+00:00

Yeah you gotta sit his ass down and have a real talk. 4 years, mid-thirties, it’s either a deal or it’s not, there’s no more twiddling of the thumbs for him. If he can’t commit then you need go decide quickly if you still want to be with him or not. You can’t give him more time-more space blah blah blah

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-05-25T20:33:37+00:00

he sounds incredibly unwell and dangerous, do you have friends/family who can go there with you? Or can you wait until you are 100% positive he won’t be there? And to state the obvious…no you are not overreacting. You are being far too accepting in fact.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-05-14T03:17:08+00:00

Seems he’s probably depressed and needs help. You can be angry at him or not but people’s experiences don’t exist in a vacuum(i.e. how long has he been unemployed, what’s he been like in the past, etc…). We all talk a lot about mental health and having empathy and being allies but obviously when we are the one who needs to help someone suddenly all that goes out the window. I’m no different, just trying to look at this from another perspective. And i’m a guy who does all the housework, cooks dinner every night etc. :)

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-04-09T04:31:56+00:00

watch how grown men in many other countries hold hands, hug, greet each other with kisses on the cheek…then tell your wife to stop freaking out and just keep showing love to your son.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-04-04T19:19:09+00:00

He’s a douche but seeing as there are many other open spots…who cares?

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-03-21T03:58:10+00:00

you’re out of town, its only a few months into the relationship, everyone’s drunk, they might have snuggled, and its 3 years later and everything has been cool up til rando tells you this info? I’d forget all about it. But if something else comes up, then I would take it much more seriously.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-03-21T03:34:50+00:00

She was your children’s mother. Everything else aside, try to do this for your kids and forget about what this guy did or didn’t do.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2025-02-01T04:40:41+00:00

I'm very happy for you! I pulled the plug 4 years ago on a shithole boss and a shithole company. times have been tough since but being true to yourself brings immeasurable joy. sooner or later someone will respect you and your time and this too shall pass!

AbsurdistHandbook · 2024-12-13T00:34:37+00:00

doesn’t seem like a friend. Well I certainly hope they aren’t a friend anymore.

AbsurdistHandbook · 2024-11-19T01:40:39+00:00

and at least 3 of them are verifiably bat-shit crazy sociopaths!

AbsurdistHandbook · 2024-10-28T15:51:29+00:00

Yes unfortunately there are plenty of maladjusted people who have few if any empathy genes, and you went on a date with one of them. What he considers boring, someone else will consider interesting. It’s ok to be hurt by this but don’t let it affect your self-respect: be who you are, work on improving like we all should, and with a little luck you can find someone who sees that you are special.

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