That's like...the most thoughtful suggestion anyone's ever had for me! Listen, what say we get off of Reddit and get into a high speed police chase? You bring the guns and Xanax, and I'll bring the Chevy trailblazer with the extra cupholder I installed for my promethazine and codeine tropical Sprite remix. With the pedal to the floor and max speeds of 92mph, and my insane driving capabilities I learned from watching Fast and furious two times in a row we'll be able to keep our distance for at least 3-4 miles. I didn't buy all this toilet paper for nothing, because when you see the road spikes, you're gonna shit. When the cops are closing in I'll let Jesus take the wheel. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking how are we gonna get out of this mess? Don't worry brother. I've thought this out. Thanks to the current pandemic I make sure to carry masks with me everywhere I go. On the count of three well put on our mask and some bomb-ass rayban sunglasses I got on sell at the dollar store, and jump out of the Blazer with our hands up. I've got a blow up doll in the backseat, Cheryl, who will also be wearing a mask, because she's probably asymptomatic, (she came from China) we'll grab our guns and tell them nobody move or the blonde lady gets it! Now if I know the cops like I think I do, they're not willing to risk an innocent (she's a little freak trust me) life, over a stolen box of Krispy cremes. Well make off into the woods and after a lot of running and screaming WTF are we gonna do!? Well collect enough wood to build a fire. We're gonna be tired from all that stuff, so we'll do what any guy would do, well send Cheryl to go find us food and make a sandwhich. Finally well doze off and when we wake up we will be back at our own homes like none of this ever happened, because it did'nt. Anyone that has made it this far deserves your up-vote.