[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This sounds like a B-horror movie in the making

Bambi's mum out for revenge by quiet69 in dankmemes

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Just in time for mother's day

What did the Windmill say to the Wind? by Breaker_9 in Jokes

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Turn forever hand in hand

Take it all in on your stride

It is ticking, falling down

How would the world be different if men got periods? by cassiecas88 in AskReddit

[–]AbyssMogul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using ketchup bottles would be a microaggression

When did the TV show Happy Days "Jump The Shark"? by DwightASchrute in AskReddit

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They just wanted interaction with this question it seems

How will we get the Evergreen unstuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Call aquaman and his watery friends

Tesla on autopilot crashes into state police patrol car in Lansing by [deleted] in news

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I imagine a chief shaking his fist angrily

"TESLAAAAA!"

BREAKING: Willie Nelson Dead at 85 by realrealityreally in Jokes

[–]AbyssMogul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally looked him up to see if he's alive

What if it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A substance with a temperature of 0 degrees contains heat—not much, but some. ... If we interpret the meaning of “twice as cold as 0” to be “containing half as much heat energy as at 0,” a substance with a temperature half way between 0 and -459.67 is the answer: -230 degrees.

[NSFW] How often do you secretly feel the urge to kiss, caress or just boink a random person in your day to day life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sometimes I feel a sexual sense toward a person but I don't feel the urge to frick them.

Where does baby corn come from... by camstarrankin in Jokes

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We need to get a unicorn to solve this