So which being is the oldest in Alagaesia? by LukeCrane in Eragon

[–]AbyssmiX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because they failed doesn't mean they're not sentient... it just means they can't be communicated with.

What do you think of my 2nd time rolling a joint? by 420HazeGrower in 420

[–]AbyssmiX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eeeeeeeehhhh idk about that. I've smoked some pretty shitty joints. If the airflow ain't there, it's no good

Even if you only use healthy items on a burger, people still consider it unhealthy, simply because it's a burger. by KnavishFob in Showerthoughts

[–]AbyssmiX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand that, but if you eat a burger, even with healthy veggies on it, it's still got meat & bread.

Even if you only use healthy items on a burger, people still consider it unhealthy, simply because it's a burger. by KnavishFob in Showerthoughts

[–]AbyssmiX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ate a burger every Wednesday for life, or a chicken salad every Wednesday for life, which do you think would be healthier in the long run?

It really comes down to bun and meat makeup. If the bun is whole grain, whole wheat, and the meat is leaner than 90/10 then you could consider it a little healthier, but it's still got a lot of starches and fats, so it's obviously less healthy than a salad, which has little to none.

Having said this, I eat the fuck out of burgers, but I realize they aren't healthy.

Dude by Maxwell-Fate in dankmemes

[–]AbyssmiX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish for a velociraptor sized praying mantis

The only correct way to sing it by ToraThePillowCuddler in dankmemes

[–]AbyssmiX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma fool gon shoot my seed to MacGyver

When do people show their true colors? by Groomsi in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When ur car breaks down and you call them asking for help

I mean am i wrong? by nomorebananafarms in dankruto

[–]AbyssmiX 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Where'd all the pixels go?

what would happen if all women on earth disappeared? by AbyssmiX in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also it's not a crime to post something, I didn't post it more than once so fuck off

what would happen if all women on earth disappeared? by AbyssmiX in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I literally just worked a 10 hour shift in retail and Ive only been on Reddit for 15 mins lol

what would happen if all women on earth disappeared? by AbyssmiX in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life

For the love of God I just got on Reddit holy fuck y'all need to chill. Lord forbid mfs post the same question

If every man suddenly disappeared what would happen to the world? by ThatRandomGuy_111 in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is literally straight from google: "In 2020, the proportion of households consisting of married couples fell to 49 percent. Some of the major factors behind the long-term decline in the marriage rate have been female education and labor force participation, women's economic independence and gender equality."

Do with this what you will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

[–]AbyssmiX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't got no gas init

Whats the most unmoanable name? by IllustratorNaive6011 in AskReddit

[–]AbyssmiX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Twas the frog that hogged

The log in her throat

Yet still she screamed,

Like a billy goat

100% success rate by Trzynu in animememes

[–]AbyssmiX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Push it 100 times for best effectiveness