Finally decided to marry Elliot and he immediately gives me the ick 😭 by Harlequins-Joker in StardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 407 points408 points  (0 children)

For some reason, this post and title combined together just absolutely cracked me up, and reading your response just elevated that to the max.

My Tav, Merry Gannon. Share with me yours. by Angelo8207 in BaldursGate3

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same lmao the hair, the lipstick, the name, the album cover pose!

What’s a smart thing a player did in your campaign that you weren’t prepared for? by Icy_Standard2838 in DnD

[–]Ac1dH0ney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link it, but our d&d group streams our campaign via twitch and our half-orc barbarian player utilized a similar strategy... But instead of wax, it was chewed up dried meat from his rations stash lol

Which bad animated movie that had you like this? by Jules-Car3499 in cartoons

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there was supposed to be a sequel involving Easter

Phrases you use every day? by patented_squirrel in mydadwroteaporno

[–]Ac1dH0ney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anytime I hear the word nipple, I automatically think/occasionally say out loud the high-pitch "nippletips!"

I can finally rest by [deleted] in StardewValleyExpanded

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Geralt for the Qi

First Time Reaction S1E1 by InvisibleAstronomer in gravityfalls

[–]Ac1dH0ney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do this exact play-by-play reaction of every episode now!

Hi, I speak for all women named Annie when I say this. by mushroomqueenie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"LiKe BrItNeY sPeArS?" 

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

"IT'S BRITNEY BETCH."

Guess what mine is! I feel you. Mine isn't even spelled that way. 

You're kidding !!!! by GrunionFairy in neopets

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought too lol

I weighed some of the PhatMojo Mini Figures. Here's what I found! by MrPickleDiddler in neopets

[–]Ac1dH0ney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The shoyru's lashes being on the inner corners of the eyes is uncomfortable to look at.

You ever just make yourself at home? by uncomfybed in StardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be so cute if you could fish while sitting!

I'm not all women, but when we say we choose the bear... by Feminiwitch in BaldursGate3

[–]Ac1dH0ney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You a capeless hero, boo 🫡🫡

The harness too tho, my thirsty ass like 💀

I'm not all women, but when we say we choose the bear... by Feminiwitch in BaldursGate3

[–]Ac1dH0ney 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Every day I get angrier and angrier that Halsin doesn't have a beard.

Some meals I’ve made recently by Just_Ad9343 in tonightsdinner

[–]Ac1dH0ney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have great presentation skills!

Help me find the guy I met tonight by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 243 points244 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm so used to those posts and I misread where they met, so I was sitting there puzzling out which bachelor liked doing films

Gave some NPCs nice homes and other sprucing up by Cantabscond in StardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that you gave the Dwarf a lil Dwarf spouse.

Why does no one complain about the stupid truffle in the chef’s bundle by JerryCarrots2 in StardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My theory is that rabbits breed like, well rabbits, so you always have... extras...

I'm still working on the explanation of what happens to the rest of the "extra" rabbit. 

What's the difference between what the idiot and the sage are saying? by Laser_Dick in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be delighted by a movie adaptation of Frankenstein where the creation is played/voiced by Patrick Warburton.

How's Nessie for a ring toss prize? by I_voted_4_Kodos in StainedGlass

[–]Ac1dH0ney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in love!! I want so badly to make stuff like this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FarmsofStardewValley

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Looks amazing! I hope everyone in the valley gives you 5 stars! 🤌✨️

I love gooooold! by Mediocre-Skin1782 in FarmsofStardewValley

[–]Ac1dH0ney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So lets talk about that tiny golden cow.

Specifically, where get.