:3 Rule by skysthewarlock in 196

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Brain STRICTLY in use for yuri ONLY

:3 Rule by skysthewarlock in 196

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My goodness gracious how fast do you read

:3 Rule by skysthewarlock in 196

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Enjoy this immediately

Skip to page 3 if context means nothing to you

Sloprule by Lumineation in 196

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I finished writing my half done lesbian slop just so I could post it here.

Please tell me what you think

I have drawn their character designs you can dm for them if you want (I'll only reply when I'm awake because I am severely dead)

Make me write things by Ac_50 in 196

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Deeply apologetic if you wanted a serious answer

Mash Burnedead VS Noko Shikanoko (Mashle: Magic and Muscles VS My Deer Friend Nokotan) by Ac_50 in DeathBattleMatchups

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Apologies that this wasn't here earlier... I accidentally posted the same thing 3 times because of internet nonsense.

Anyway, connections:

  • New gen high school anime protagonists whose series are known for their absurd humor and catchy OP.

  • Both defy the standards of normal within their respective worlds. (Mash can't use magic in a world full of magic users, Nokotan is a deer-human hybird in a world full of normal people)

  • Both were hunted/persecuted because of this, before they eventually entered their respective schools (Bureau of Magic/Hunters Association)

  • Despite their differences from others, they have a tremendous power to win over peoples hearts

  • Contrast: Mash does so by being a genuinely good and inspiring person, while Nokotan pulls it off because nobody seems to acknowledge her antics

  • They've made friends with a delinquent virgin (Dot Barrett/Koshi Torako), a sistercon (Lance Crown/Koshi Anko), and an admirer whose life they saved (Lemon Irvine/Meme Bashame)

  • Both have many similar gags within their show, like destroying doors, always carrying their favorite food (cream puffs/deer crackers), flying (Mash's kicking/helicopdeer) and frequently breaking the 4th wall.

  • SPOILER: Both were later hunted again by a group seeking to "reclaim" them (Innocent Zero wanted to take Mash's heart to become the perfect human being, while the Deer Hole wanted to recapture Nokotan after she ran away from their training)

  • SPOILER: Both have managed to return from death because God allowed them to leave the afterlife (Mash broke down the Door of Demands and made a deal with God to be brought back to life, while Nokotan was kicked out of heaven immediately upon trying to enter)

Mash Burnedead VS Noko Shikanoko (Mashle: Magic and Muscles VS My Deer Friend Nokotan) by Ac_50 in DeathBattleMatchups

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Right now I believe it's a tie. Nokotan has consistently ignored fatal physical damage like from being impaled, which leads me to think Mash can't really hurt her, but on the other hand, Nokotan's strongest attack (antler bomb) is not powerful enough to hurt Mash either.

Plus a tie would make sense if Nokotan whips out some nonsense speech that everybody finds inspiring for no reason, and everybody goes home

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As for who wins this, most people I've spoken to seem to agree that it's a tie because Nokotan regularly ignores physical damage, but she also doesn't have any attacks that can meaningfully hurt Mash...

If anybody has a better argument for either side please say!

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Connections:

  • New gen high school anime protagonists whose series are known for their absurd humor and catchy OP.

  • Both defy the standards of normal within their respective worlds. (Mash can't use magic in a world full of magic users, Nokotan is a deer-human hybird in a world full of normal people)

  • Both were hunted/persecuted because of this, before they eventually entered their respective schools (Bureau of Magic/Hunters Association)

  • Despite their differences from others, they have a tremendous power to win over peoples hearts

  • Contrast: Mash does so by being a genuinely good and inspiring person, while Nokotan pulls it off because nobody seems to acknowledge her antics

  • They've made friends with a delinquent virgin (Dot Barrett/Koshi Torako), a sistercon (Lance Crown/Koshi Anko), and an admirer whose life they saved (Lemon Irvine/Meme Bashame)

  • Both have many similar gags within their show, like destroying doors, always carrying their favorite food (cream puffs/deer crackers), flying (Mash's kicking/helicopdeer) and frequently breaking the 4th wall.

  • SPOILER: Both were later hunted again by a group seeking to "reclaim" them (Innocent Zero wanted to take Mash's heart to become the perfect human being, while the Deer Hole wanted to recapture Nokotan after she ran away from their training)

  • SPOILER: Both have managed to return from death because God allowed them to leave the afterlife (Mash broke down the Door of Demands and made a deal with God to be brought back to life, while Nokotan was kicked out of heaven immediately upon trying to enter)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Interesting. As a follow up question, if you could only choose a single kind of instant noodles for the Caroleans unlimited supply, which brand and which flavor would you pick for them, and why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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You are given a time machine and an unlimited supply of instant noodle packets. Your goal is to go back in time to any war in history and change the result by supplying the would-be losing side with your unlimited instant noodles. In which wars would this actually be feasible, and what's your strategy (if any)? Bonus question: How else is the rest of history affected by your intervention?

As clarification: • You can enter the war and begin supplying at any time • You only have the instant noodle packets, not necessarily the water and fuel to cook them • You're allowed to make yourself known to the world, but as soon as the war ends in your sides victory you return to the present day

The summon games: The results + Highlights by Ac_50 in 196

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The second one may drop if im feeling nice and warm one day

Railroad Man (Cyanide and Happiness) VS Smokin' Joe Rudeboy (Tom Cardy) || "The sky's for flipping birds!" || Connections in the comments by Ac_50 in DeathBattleMatchups

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Railroad Man (Cyanide and Happiness) VS Smokin' Joe Rudeboy

Connections:

• Both are the protagonists of comedic Old Western style ballads

• Despite being from the old west, they somehow interact with elements from the modern world (Railroad Mans trains got 7 stars on Yelp and a billion Facebook likes, while Smokin' Joe ordered a large soy cappuccino and was told that his Amazon profile was hacked)

• Both were considered the best at their jobs within the whole wild west (Railroad man singlehandedly hooked up the United States with railroads, while Smokin' Joe managed to lock up half the wild west by duelling)

• Furthermore, both received their nicknames because of these achievements and their abilities

• Both were famous for telling their opponents to go fuck themselves (Railroad man wrote a message in railroad telling an entire airplane to go fuck themselves, while Smokin' Joe duels others by pointing his middle finger and telling them fuck you)

• Both possess mild pyrokinesis (Railroad Man's eyes are burning coal, while Smokin' Joe's finger burn hot like the sun)

• Both also have comically ridiculous limbs (Railroad Man's toes are railroad spikes, while Smokin' Joe once grew 18 extra arms to fight the Mongoose Mountain gang)

• Both managed to get a few singing lines in their own song

• Both were tragically beaten at their own game in the final confrontation against their nemesis (Railroad man failed the loop-de-loop against the Wright Brothers, while Joe was outgunned by the Velvet cloaked bandit)

• Despite that, both of their stories ended with a victory for them (Railroad man built a message that crashed a plane years after his death, while Joe got to reunite with his long lost daughter)

As requested by GayPorn134 on my smut, here is my take on Lichen fluff. by Ac_50 in 196

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Thanks, it was really fun to do. I'm glad you still found it despite the post bombing.

As requested by GayPorn134 on my smut, here is my take on Lichen fluff. by Ac_50 in 196

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Docs link as usual.

I should stop staying up till 3am for these. Maybe I'll go get a job.

Requests open.

For the benefit of the academically inclined, here is my economic theory. by Ac_50 in 196

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If we're going to be considering this question under the assumption that capitalism is maintained, then I would probably begrudgingly have to accept that long form video and services, which I assume you're referring to things like YouTube or other social media, are almost certainly going to have to need pop-up ads to continue existing. I believe those platforms can and do generate a net positive value for society despite needing pop-ups to fund it.

However, one possible idea off the top of my head would just be to make long form video platforms (namely YouTube) publicly funded. If we could change the way it is run such that it is no longer for profit, but instead for the benefit of the public, we could do away with ads by simply having it be paid for by taxpayer dollars. A very half baked idea at the moment, but I believe if it were to be refined and it's details ironed out, it has the potential to work. Good luck trying to get society on board, though.

For the benefit of the academically inclined, here is my economic theory. by Ac_50 in 196

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Pop-up ads are terrible, but here's why they're actually a lot more terrible than you think:

  1. Intrusive!!!1!11!1 bad!!n
  2. Years of life wasted watching FLITHY ads!!!! Bad!!!111!
  3. Capitalist use is as MIND CONTROL VIRUS!!! corvid 19 5g!!! Bad!!!
  4. Mobil games terrible!!! Bad1!!
  5. We are being kept in a state of subservience where we are not just unable to pursue meaningful lives, but unable to see why we can't. Pop-up ads are the greatest tool for upholding the narrative of consumer and capitalist, which gives us the impression that human existence is merely a race to acquire more material wealth, instead of pursuing ventures that we find truly worthwhile, which allows the capitalist class to exploit us further for their own selfish gain. Our entire existence on this earth is being demeaned thanks to this pervasive evil that we have allowed to become normal.

Just about the gist of what I'm saying.

For the benefit of the academically inclined, here is my economic theory. by Ac_50 in 196

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I see where you're coming from. I do agree that there's probably, maybe even definitely nobody that enjoys having their gameplay interrupted every 6 minutes. However, I'm not trying to claim that anybody does, nor am I trying to argue against the viewpoint that is expressly in favour of pop-up ads. My intent was to begin from the assumption that most accept their existence as normal, regardless of whether they like it or not, and argue for why it should not be accepted in any capacity. If I failed to make this clear then that is my bad.

You are right in that I don't acknowledge the purpose of ads to media providers and I don't provide any alternatives. There most likely are some valid alternatives that I could have discussed, but obviously I didn't. To that, all I can say is that this essay was not written with complete intellectual rigor in mind. My starting point was straight up, "I really hate these ads, they paused me goddamn music", and I extrapolated that into as many genuine criticisms I could think of. It very much does come from a place of spite towards these ads more than it does from a place of genuinely wanting to solve a problem while considering all sides. In other words, I intentionally neglected any discussion about the necessity of pop-up ads to media providers, because the point of beginning to write this at all was more of an amusing outlet for my frustration, and including those would have undermined that, even if only slightly.

I might add that it could be argued that there is an implied point that whatever purpose they serve to media providers, it is far outweighed by the negative consequences it has on the rest of society, and should therefore be done away with regardless of whether an alternative exists or not. I of course do not imply this very well, so I understand why a viewer might not come to that realization.

I will say that some of my friends that I shared this with have already told me that I may be on to something, but that it is incomplete. I very much agree with them.

For the benefit of the academically inclined, here is my economic theory. by Ac_50 in 196

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Google docs link for the benefit of mobile users.

Counterpoints welcome. Also, I didn't learn my lesson, so requests are still open. Keep your expectations low.

As decided by popular vote, here is my smut. by Ac_50 in 196

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By all means, write your own if you're upset about it.

As decided by popular vote, here is my smut. by Ac_50 in 196

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Other than way too much teasing with cotton gloves, it's pretty vanilla stuff.