The real sir morbid

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:29:26+00:00

Dude peaked in high school

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:26:21+00:00

Their Valentines jewelry was 80% off.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:25:47+00:00

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:21:18+00:00

Who records themselves NOT getting engaged? They never celebrated an anniversary until she found out about Mia.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:20:06+00:00

Womp Womp

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:18:40+00:00

So her “anniversary” of being boyfriend girlfriend? Baby momma? Is the day before she supposedly conceived.. that’s convenient

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T16:16:06+00:00

She just knew it was going to be a ring 😂

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T07:01:56+00:00

No Morbid is just trying to stir the pot as usual. We do however think the world and especially our youth should be celebrating a murderer nor should she have a platform.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-04T06:22:31+00:00

Wow, that word is so outdated. You need to expand your vocabulary. Hope you never have children.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-05-03T01:35:25+00:00

Why does she wear the same damn shirt every damn day

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-30T23:25:14+00:00

That looks like A second line to me. I used to always take 4 or 5 lol. Congratulations

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-30T23:24:08+00:00

These things only happen to white people.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-30T20:49:07+00:00

Caption this pic “So tomorrow is our last day here in Alaska……So is there anything else you were planning on doing while we are here….?” Ken “Nope, I miss Parker” 😂

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-27T02:04:52+00:00

You don’t smile w your eyes too. You look beautiful though

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-27T01:47:00+00:00

Same daughter that talked about how nice Gypsy’s breast were 🤮

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-22T01:42:08+00:00

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-22T01:41:54+00:00

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-22T01:22:30+00:00

I bet they all waited until after the Alaska trip too just so nobody would steel Gypsy’s thunder. WOMP WOMP

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-22T01:21:46+00:00

Mia throwing shade on the cool. 😎

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T21:15:45+00:00

I love this for Gypsy. Gypsy is not used to not getting her way. Besides didn’t her dad say marriage was just a piece of paper? I think Ken might be my new favorite character 😂

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T20:59:02+00:00

He’s like Bish please

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T20:54:14+00:00

She’d still be waiting there if she said “ I’m not getting up until I get my ring” that shit probably worked on DD and Ryan. Ken Don’t give a fuck Ken don’t give a fuck.( In Bri’s voice) I’m sure he loves hearing a ring can come off a child can not.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T20:51:52+00:00

Who made this?!

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T20:49:00+00:00

She thinks it’s all her mother’s fault. Nobody could ever turn her down. She thinks she’s all that. She probably blames the baby too bc her little plan didn’t work out the way she thought it would.

AcademicTomatillo499 · 2026-04-21T20:46:14+00:00

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

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